*made this up at the top of his head and decided to share it*
He was a man
his weapon a gun
can i make it any more obvious?
he was a freak
who killed as he pleased
what more can i say?
he wanted death
and he'd never tell
but secretly he would kill as well
but all of his friends
stuck up thir nose
they had a problem with his nazi woes
[chorus 1]
he was a loser guy
7.63 shells he buy-ed
but that wasnt good enough for him
now hes a sniperman
rampaging through the land
killing every maaaaaaannnnn
five years from now
he sits at his home
polishing rifles
hes allll alone
he gets LSD
and guess what he sees
sniper boy busting up Ol' D.C.
he calls up this kid
and he wants to go
and he's got bullets to feed the show
the kid tags along
and stands in the hills
looks at the man he didnt turn dooooowwn
[chorus 2]
he had a pretty base
that the fuzz* could not trace
and now theyre as stumped as us
he is untraceable
his ID un face-able
he might even drive a buuuuuusss
sorry boy but you missed twice
well tough luck the fuzz was a bit to wise
we are more than just scared kids
but this is where the terror ends
too bad that you couldnt see
shooting peeps makes us pissy
there is more than meets the eye
and now you're gonna be killed, oh my
you're just a guy
and your partner a kid
can i make it any more obvious?
your gonna die
havent you heard
how prisons gonna 'shock' your world
so the guy called 'the sniper guy' we said see ya later guy
we be watching your last show
i'll be watching at death row
watching the show you wrote
about a guy who's gonna get shmoe'd
yeah. i have no life.
He was a man
his weapon a gun
can i make it any more obvious?
he was a freak
who killed as he pleased
what more can i say?
he wanted death
and he'd never tell
but secretly he would kill as well
but all of his friends
stuck up thir nose
they had a problem with his nazi woes
[chorus 1]
he was a loser guy
7.63 shells he buy-ed
but that wasnt good enough for him
now hes a sniperman
rampaging through the land
killing every maaaaaaannnnn
five years from now
he sits at his home
polishing rifles
hes allll alone
he gets LSD
and guess what he sees
sniper boy busting up Ol' D.C.
he calls up this kid
and he wants to go
and he's got bullets to feed the show
the kid tags along
and stands in the hills
looks at the man he didnt turn dooooowwn
[chorus 2]
he had a pretty base
that the fuzz* could not trace
and now theyre as stumped as us
he is untraceable
his ID un face-able
he might even drive a buuuuuusss
sorry boy but you missed twice
well tough luck the fuzz was a bit to wise
we are more than just scared kids
but this is where the terror ends
too bad that you couldnt see
shooting peeps makes us pissy
there is more than meets the eye
and now you're gonna be killed, oh my
you're just a guy
and your partner a kid
can i make it any more obvious?
your gonna die
havent you heard
how prisons gonna 'shock' your world
so the guy called 'the sniper guy' we said see ya later guy
we be watching your last show
i'll be watching at death row
watching the show you wrote
about a guy who's gonna get shmoe'd
yeah. i have no life.
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