Your weirdest dream?

[Troll King]

I had a dream that was felt like a Metal Gear Solid game, only it was before MGS came out. This was years ago when my brother and I were still in high school. I dreamt that terrorists had taken over the school. I was in the bathroom at the time and I hid until they locked down the school. When they searched the bathrooms I fled by crawling into an air vent. By carefully navigating through the venting system I found my way to my brother's class. There was a single guard there and most of the class was tied up except my brother who was on the ground after a failed attempt to subdue the terrorist. I waited for the guard to walk under the vent where I was watching and as he was about to shoot my brother I jumped through and landed on him. My brother got up and we wrestled the guard to the ground. Another terrorist burst through the door but I grabbed the first guard's arm, turned his gun to the door and shot him. Then my brother tackled the first guard, pinning him to the ground. We picked up their weapons and when I handed a handgun to my brother, he got up off the guard and pointed the gun at his face. The guard looked at him and said: "You may have beaten me but you don't stand a chance with the others." In a Tarantino-esque moment, my brother looked him cooly in the eye and said: "Fuck you." Then he shot him in the crotch.

After that, we walked out into the hallway in slow-motion John Woo style where we faced several giant robot spiders. I don't remember what happened after that.

[Squeezer]

BTW Tk, I've had that dream of saving my school from terrorists before. Most of my dreams are in the third person too, which I find weird.

But my weirdest one had me in some sort of factory, with my entire family, and we were shooting at these gangsters. The gangsters managed to kill my whole family, then I killed like the last five. Then all of the sudden, I saw in the third person, a shadow behind me, and I turned around, to see a giant spider (IRL, I'm scared shitless of spiders). So I turned and ran away, and the spider was chasing me. Eventually, I hit the factory doors, and went out of them, to find myself falling down a cliff, with the giant spider falling next to me. I shot the spider a shitload, and killed it, then right as I was about to hit the ground.....I jolted awake.

I also have a lot of dreams of me climbing that rope that they have in Elementary PE Classes, only to slip up, and fall, only to wake up, as I'm hitting the ground.

[Troll King]

Aw, but were they giant ROBOT spiders?

[GHB]

In the past few months, I only dreamt of the sea, trains, people I know very well, and young girls. A friend of mine studies dream psychology, his interpretations are amazing.

There is one thing I remember he told me, Troll King, hiding means that you change your mind too often.

[Kim]

I'm pretty sure that whenever you suddenly begin falling, like when you run through a door and suddenly there's a continuity problem and you're just falling, I think thats just your lack of control in your dream.

[Twerp]

I had to climb up this huge clock tower. It was like a giant mountain. So when I got there, I looked inside, but there was all this icy/webby stuff. I saw some girls trapped and I saved them. When I was done, I had to jump out of the tower and before I jumped, this umbrella popped in front of me. I grabbed it and jumped. I opened it and it slowed down my descent. A few seconds later, the umbrella unfolded and I started falling. I actually felt like I was there. I could feel the wind rushing up, but then I woke up so I didn't die ^_^.

[Sleepy Weasel]

I had a dream last night. I was at a friends house with about 3 other guys. I look over and one guy is eating these chocolate penises. He turns to me and says "I got these for Valentine's day. They're fucking fantastic". Then I woke up. This probably means I'm gay right? Good to know I guess.

[Epinephrine]

I once dreamt that I went to sleep and then dreamt that I went to sleep that I dreamt... about 12 levels I believe. The last dream was me sitting on a train. And then I progressively woke up from all 12 dreams until I woke up for real.

[Saturn V]

My latest weird dream happened when I was sick and hitting the Nyquil:

Super Nintendos were powered by snakes. Every so often, you had to let the snake out to pee. So I took my SNES outside and let the snake out so he could pee. Well, he started to slither away very, very quickly. So I chased him. For three miles. I finally caught him and brought him back to a car (I don't know where the car came from). I had a friend open the door for me, and then I threw the snake inside. I then decided to pop my hood and look at engine, but turns out the engine was on fire. I started to blow on the fire to put it out, but my friend said that is hard on the engine, so he ran inside to get a glass of water to dump on it. The end.

[NaiLed]

so what's the deal with drinking/eating dairy products before you go to bed

[Sarien]

I remember when I was back in high school that I had this dream that they'd lock all the kids in the school, along with three werewolves, and the kids were forced to defend themselves with only things they could find in the school, until the last 10 survivors were set free, all as a form of population control.

My MacGuyver instincts helped me fashion a devastating weapon made from bent paper clips and a rubber band to shoot them.

[Squeezer]

I remember when I was back in high school that I had this dream that they'd lock all the kids in the school, along with three werewolves, and the kids were forced to defend themselves with only things they could find in the school, until the last 10 survivors were set free, all as a form of population control.

My MacGuyver instincts helped me fashion a devastating weapon made from bent paper clips and a rubber band to shoot them.

hahahahaha $

[kites]

I keep getting two recurring dreams. My family getting attacked by werewolfes and then changing into them and chasing me around for about 30 min. Then there's one where my cat turns human size and pulls a knife on me. Scared of my cat now.

[Da1andonly]

I think I've read somewhere that one always wakes up before oneself dies, only and solely because of that the human brain isn't capable of imaginating what's going to happen after one is dead...is this true?

[Edify]

I keep getting two recurring dreams. My family getting attacked by werewolfes and then changing into them and chasing me around for about 30 min. Then there's one where my cat turns human size and pulls a knife on me. Scared of my cat now.

u are Sarien's evil twin brother. (hint: see werewolves)