Don't eat your shit

[Weaver]

http://www.canoe.ca/NewsStand/Ottawa...76414-sun.html

[Theif of Time]

its the kind of thing you get taught not to do at an early age for a reason. Tastes like crap.
Anyway, everyone knows the best way to foil a breathaliser is to not get caught.

[Arikel]

Whoa!
What a weird guy... he just needed to eat some grains of coffee before the test... :sick:

[Benno]

. Tastes like crap.
caught.

It is shit, Austin

[Mr. Peanuts]

Or some nice lozenges.

[Rudy]

Mythbusters says you can't beat breathalyzers, so stop trying.

[Theif of Time]

Breathalysers work using Dichromate Chrystals (the chemical ones, that is) wich react with the alcohol. They can be fooled, for example if you're a diabetic, you canl test positive even when not drunk. Of course thats not fooling them in the way you want to fool them...
The logical way is to hold something in your mouth that also reacts with alcohol... like more dichromate chrystals. Just stick a whole bunch of them down your throat and take the breathalyser.
Or not, considering they're probably poisonous.

[Rudy]

So like I said, stop trying.

[Pandagirl!]

Eww, that's pretty gross inch:

[Subjugation]

Whatta noobie.

---I mean, whatta poobie.

[NaiLed]

when i first opened this thread i was going to respond with "That goes without saying." but apparently, it doesn't.

[cundor]

I'll make a vid of myself eating shit if you transfer enough money to my account

[Subjugation]

Cundor works for those scatty porno sites.

[dchao]

USE MOUTHWASH!!!!!!!1!














































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[Edify]

thats really gross.

and i LOLed at theif's stuffing of dichromatic poisonous crystals down one's throaT