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  • Did you ever wind up in the middle of a physics convo and have no idea what to say?

    www.particleadventure.org

    Explains a lot of the little nuances of nuclear and subatomic physics.
    5:royst> i was junior athlete of the year in my school! then i got a girlfriend
    5:the_paul> calculus is not a girlfriend
    5:royst> i wish it was calculus

    1:royst> did you all gangbang my gf or something

    1:fermata> why dont you get money fuck bitches instead

  • #2
    Physics sucks.
    Originally posted by Tone
    Women who smoke cigarettes are sexy, not repulsive. It depends on the number smoked. less is better

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    • #3
      My high school physics teacher told us that if we were ever asked a physics question in class but didn't know the answer because we were zoned out or just plain clueless, chances are, the answer is either "0" or "constant".

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Squeezer
        Physics sucks.
        No, it doesn't, it's my major. :grin:

        Originally posted by Fit of Rage
        www.particleadventure.org
        Yeah, that's a great site. I send people there a lot. I also send people to the Usenet Physics FAQ and The Physics Classroom.
        Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #98: Every man has his price.

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        • #5
          I have never wound up in the middle of a physics conversation
          Originally posted by Facetious
          edit: (Money just PMed me his address so I can go to Houston and fight him)

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          • #6
            Fit of Nerd

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Fit of Rage
              Did you ever wind up in the middle of a physics convo and have no idea what to say?
              No, but it's my worst nightmare!

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              • #8
                thats like the time i was workin' this fine young hussy and she brought up the second law of thermodynamics mid-coitus

                talk about awkward!
                PLEASE, DON'T BE MISGUIDED...YA BITIN'. AND I'MA HAVE TA DIS YA, UNDERSTAND MISTA?

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                • #9
                  AP Physics C blows.

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                  • #10
                    My best memory of high school physics was when my friends were playing with the power source for one of the electricity experiments and one guy decided to plug it in secretly when the other guy was holding the leads about 3 cm apart. Needless to say he couldn't move, and managed to say 'turn... it.... off' through his teeth. The surrounding people reported smelling burning afterwards.
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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Pearl Jam
                      thats like the time i was workin' this fine young hussy and she brought up the second law of thermodynamics mid-coitus
                      talk about awkward!
                      Did you tell her about Pearl Jam's Law? The amount of pleasure you get from sex is indirectly proportional to the amount of talking she does beforehand.

                      llater,
                      Tony

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by brookus
                        Did you tell her about Pearl Jam's Law? The amount of pleasure you get from sex is indirectly proportional to the amount of talking she does beforehand.

                        llater,
                        Tony
                        You mean 'inversely proportional' right?
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                        • #13
                          Way to go, brookus.
                          Originally posted by Vatican Assassin
                          i just wish it was longer
                          Originally posted by Cops
                          it could have happened in the middle of a park at 2'oclock in the afternoon while your parents were at work and I followed you around all afternoon.

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                          • #14
                            Yeah years ago in Chemistry class we had the gas spewing out of a gas jet directly (no burner or anything hooked up to it) and someone hooked up the burner to the other non operating gas jet and I was like shit let me turn that gas line off before they try anything. Well the person thought that the burner was working and didn't notice it was plugged in to the wrong jet so they used that sparky making thing to light it.. while my arm was in the process of shutting off the live gas jet and *phoom* there goes all the hair on my arm in a burst of flame... luckily I shut the jet off right after that so it was just a single burst. If that makes sense.. the other person was an idiot.
                            truth about vets vs noobs [clickable]
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                            "...can we pretend I lag and you eat my burst?"
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                            Guy: What does that SS mean on your car?
                            Me: Oh, it's the Subspace model. You know, bigger engine, level 3 bombs...

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                            • #15
                              Physics is only interesting to see, and learn about afterwards.

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