a media circus about the debate over the morals and ethics of genetic engineering
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what do you get when you cross a chicken with a centipede?
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well a chicken with it's head cut off and a centipede combined sounds like a newb terrier.truth about vets vs noobs [clickable]
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"...can we pretend I lag and you eat my burst?"
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Guy: What does that SS mean on your car?
Me: Oh, it's the Subspace model. You know, bigger engine, level 3 bombs...
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What do you get when you're gay?
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Hi Xog.5: Da1andonly> !ban epinephrine
5: RoboHelp> Are you nuts? You can't ban a staff member!
5: Da1andonly> =((
5: Epinephrine> !ban da1andonly
5: RoboHelp> Staffer "da1andonly" has been banned for abuse.
5: Epinephrine> oh shit
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Why do swedes carry big rocks when they walk in the jungle?
If a predator starts to hunt them they can let go of the rock and run alot faster
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How does a swede kill a bug?
First he chases the lil bugger underneath a commode, then he saws the legs off.
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How do you recognize the swede on an oilplatform?
Hes the one throwing breadcrumbs to the helicopters.
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A norwegian, a swede and a dane are on the run from the police. They are being chased by dogs so the norwegian comes up with the idea that they scatter and hide in trees.
First the policepatrol with the dogs come to the tree were the norwegian is hiding.
"Kraa kraa" the norwegian says, and the police leaves thinking it just was a crow.
When they came to the tree with the dane he makes the sound of an owl, and the police leaves.
The swede sees the policemen coming and nervously shouts "Moooo Moooo"
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Have you heard about the swedish boxer who got so angry when he got knocked out that he counted to 10 ?
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