Okay, so I talked to this telemarketer for awhile about whatever the fuck he was trying to sell, and this is how it went.
"...okay. This sounds real interesting. Can I get your phone number?"
"Excuse me?"
"Your phone number. So I can call you later and get more info, you know."
"I'm sorry sir, I can't let you call me at home."
"So you don't like people bothering you at home either, huh?"
"Uh-"
*hangs up*
Ok...I havent read much of this thread, basically just skimmed through it, but it'd be a shame if i let you get away with this... The ideas expressed in his post are directly from seinfeld... Saucyking is ripping off alot of hard work by comedy writers who made that show so successful.
...also, saucyking seems a little fem... are you male?
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There's a national do-not-call list. I haven't gotten a single telemarketer for months. The problem is that charities and non-profit orgs can still call you.
Ok...I havent read much of this thread, basically just skimmed through it, but it'd be a shame if i let you get away with this... The ideas expressed in his post are directly from seinfeld... Saucyking is ripping off alot of hard work by comedy writers who made that show so successful.
...also, saucyking seems a little fem... are you male?
FOR THE LAST TIME, I DON'T WATCH SEINFELD
And I already covered this...yes, I'm male, that's why my name is saucyking
"I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake."
You don't have to watch a show regularly to get a joke from it.
Are you saying you made that joke up yourself?
My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.
Fuck. If that kind of material takes "hardworking comedy writers" then you guys are in serious trouble. If it is seinfeld, it's because it's not funny and has been done for years.
I used to be a telemarketer. Believe you me, it ain't easy on the other end. Some people are nice about it, while most of the time, the peeps that answer the phone....well, it was nasty. The only positive aspect of being a telemarketer is the income. When I was working as a TM, I was earning $11.13 an hour. Plus, I got to schedule my own hours. Sometimes I'd work 10 hours a day, sometimes 3-5. As long as we got 40 hours in a week, they didn't care how much we worked each day. Of course, that was assuming you were good at what you were doing and met your quota each day.
Most of the time, if a certain company calls you, it's because they have your info in their computers. If you've bought one of their products, chances are they'll come calling. If you do a survey (online or at a store), they'll come calling. If you meet certain standards by a company about a product, they'll come calling.
Yes, there is a "DO NOT CALL LIST", but it's very, VERY hard to abide to when your phone number(s) are being circulated so much. Just because you've been added, does not protect you from not being called by them ever again.
As for me, I just deal with them nicely. I tell them that I'm not interested, to take me off "their" list and the sort. If they ask why, I tell em why I stopped being a TM. That works.
and we hate you for you for stealing from seinfeld!
Throughout time, there’s been
crimes, throughout our history
But not as great, as the one of late, affecting you and me
Once a nation proud and free, and now we’re weeping sorrow’s tears
Tragedy’s approaching, it’s worse than all your fears
Come on my countrymen
Come on and take a stand
Don’t let ‘em take away your land
the Wenger bus is coming
and all the kids are running
from London to Manchester
cos he's a child molester
how is that positive?! i mean, that is not much money (or is it in usa?). for $11/hour i wouldnt even go to work..
Throughout time, there’s been
crimes, throughout our history
But not as great, as the one of late, affecting you and me
Once a nation proud and free, and now we’re weeping sorrow’s tears
Tragedy’s approaching, it’s worse than all your fears
Come on my countrymen
Come on and take a stand
Don’t let ‘em take away your land
the Wenger bus is coming
and all the kids are running
from London to Manchester
cos he's a child molester
Yea, under his avatar says he's from Ohio. $11 per hour here is not a horrible wage. It's like 20k-25k. You couldn't support a family on it (at least, not comfortably), but for a young, single person with no dependents, and no house or car payments, it's probably a comfortable salary.
However, kiss aggressive savings or investments goodbye.
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