The End Is Nigh???

[Squeezer]

Squeezer you're still only 17, GET A GRIP

right after I get a girlfriend.

[Krusnik]

I'm gonna die, but I want to be old and have skin as wrinkly as an old paper bag. Bah I bet a warbird,javelin,lancaster,levi,spider,weasel,terri er, and shark will show up then merge to make some big @ss monster ship and kill the meteor.
For all i know canada's safe we and our peacefullness will persuade the meteor to evade us and hit some country plotting to bomb us.

[genocidal]

I'm gonna die, but I want to be old and have skin as wrinkly as an old paper bag. Bah I bet a warbird,javelin,lancaster,levi,spider,weasel,terri er, and shark will show up then merge to make some big @ss monster ship and kill the meteor.
For all i know canada's safe we and our peacefullness will persuade the meteor to evade us and hit some country plotting to bomb us.

But you never know. I mean, I read a statistic where Canada has a growing homosexual population. God may decide to punish you for being so gay!

[ConcreteSchlyrd]

I'm gonna die, but I want to be old and have skin as wrinkly as an old paper bag. Bah I bet a warbird,javelin,lancaster,levi,spider,weasel,terri er, and shark will show up then merge to make some big @ss monster ship and kill the meteor.
For all i know canada's safe we and our peacefullness will persuade the meteor to evade us and hit some country plotting to bomb us.

I keep hoping that you're Annux.

[genocidal]

He must be. I seriously doubt it's possible for someone to be so stupid without purposely trying and still be able to do things like use a computer, eat food, take a shit, or close their eyes before sleeping.