Wrong Bans [Not Closed]

[Xog]

Well, according to the rules this thread is NOT, I repeat, is NOT against the rules. If you close this you are a dickhead.

Welcome to my wonderful thread of storytelling in <echo'y deep voice>"Wrongfuuul Baaaans!" </echo'y deep voice>

The meaning of this thread is to annoy the Forum Moderators by following rules and guidelines.

RULES:

1) No whining to the mods about your ban.
2) No asking to be unbanned


Post stories (not complaints) about a ban you've once/currently have that was/is utterly rediculous and incredibly hilarious. This thread once again is to annoy the hell out of the mods.

If you have a story, contribute.

REMINDER: Do not ask to be unbanned or whine to the mods. Just laugh at them for not doing their job correctly.


If you mods close this thread you are going against your OWN rules that you agreed to. If you actually do close it, tell me the exact reason why you did it, specifically.

Goodluck and enjoy your reading

[Xog]

Here's an example of one.


Orignally posted by MegaNewbie:

hahahahahah
I was in zone66... i have ALOT of points in that arena...and i wanted to use my points....
i was in warbird(warbird can have just 2 decoys)
so i did a macro .. "?buy decoy"
and then i was buying decoys and using it at same time!!!!ALOT OF DECOYS!!!
AND THEN...
Disconnected from server....
I thought it was because i was flooding "?buy decoy"
but when i tried to come back...
"You are banned from SSCU Trench Wars....."
1 week!!!!
WTF????
i entered in DSB and talked with some TW mods...asking why i got banned...
and they said that i got banned because i was cheating using "INIFINITE DECOYS" HAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA HA AH AH AUH AUA UHA UAHUAH AH AUH DSKAFKJSA HFDKSAH SKDFHAHHAHDJSK dskjaHFJKAH HHAHAHAa HjksdkshjksAH ahAHAHAHAHJKLSHJDHJKDASHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HA
HAHAHAHHA
LOL NEWBIE
I THINK THOSE MODS NEED TO PLAY ANOTHER ZONE,SO THEY WILL KNOW MORE ABOUT DECOYS, ?buy , THORS....ETC...

[DoTheFandango]

Shut up.

[Xog]

No

[kites]

I got Weaver to ban me for double squadding a while back.

[Xog]

Wadi is currently posting a reply to your thread.

Pure Hatred is currently posting a reply to your thread.

[wadi]

Do we need to put a huge blaring sign on SSCU TW/Trenchwars Staff? If it has anything to do with continuum it doesn't belong here!

Moved to SSCU Trench...
Oh wait, lets just cut out the middle man eh?
Useless Crap

[Xog]

Wadi just contradicted himself while replying to your thread.

[SaucyKing]

Woo.

It always tickled me that a player kept calling me a n*gger, I reported him AT LEAST five times, and nothing was done. Then I call someone a cracker and get banned within five minutes. For a month.

[PH]

Funny, it works the other way around for me. I get called things like "dumb white trash" and "stupid redneck" daily, but if I fire off one retort I get a nice little WARNING: Disconnected from server for my efforts.

By the way, this thread is stupid. It's been put right where it belongs. Fuck you, Xog. Go plug some more men in the poopchute.

[Xog]

Want to be the next one?

[SaucyKing]

The funnies thing is I'm not even black, only half. I just mentioned that I used to live in the projects as a child, and the guy threw racial slurs at me, told me to go eat some more fried chicken/watermelon, and that's where the blacks belong, and not in the good white neighborhoods.

And then I say 'fucking cracker' and get banned.

[colony]

Want to be the next one?

why's it say plagued under your name, is it referring to the aids?

PS. never been banned

[Xog]

why's it say plagued under your name, is it referring to the aids?

PS. never been banned

yes, happy?

[Subjugation]

Saucy, that fucking sucks dude.

Yea, I was told by a mod to ?ignore a player when he kept saying calling me a b3aner Of course, being Mexican, I was pretty upset about it at first, and to this day, I still think that mod was a fucking idiot. I mean, it's all good to call Mexicans b3aners. and gay people faggots, but you can't even use the abbreviation of the word Jewish without getting banned?

Whatever.

Anyway, for the vast majority of the time, I am fine with the jobs the mods do. I've never been banned, and I have had only two really bad experiences with the mods. However, there are a few inconsistencies that I think are kind of lame (like the one I mentioned).

Then again, I imagine it's not an easy job to peacefully run a zone with hundreds of players. I'm just grateful to dock> and whoever elses is responsible for enabling me to play a fun game for free, use the forums with no ads, and meet some interesting and cool ppl.

edit: I apologize for evading the filter, but I didn't think it would make sense with just the *****'s. Plz be gentle. :noexpress