Lightbulbs

[Jeenyuss]

Whichs lightbulbs cut you the worst? Because there're too long halogen lightbulbs standing right next to my elbow and I think some invisible glass might have cut me.

[ConcreteSchlyrd]

Put down the crack pipe if it starts burning your fingers.

[Squeezer]

Whichs lightbulbs cut you the worst? Because there're too long halogen lightbulbs standing right next to my elbow and I think some invisible glass might have cut me.

suck it up?

[Troll King]

Put down the crack pipe if it starts burning your fingers.

Yeah, maybe he should be more worried about the hallucinogens than the halogens.

[suxxor]

a couple nights ago, I had a dream that lightbulbs exploded all over my feet.

[scumbag]

PLEASE CLOSE THIS THREAD!!!! for the sanity of all

[Superted]

Yeah, maybe he should be more worried about the hallucinogens than the halogens.

The wittiest joke I've ever read on these forums, grats.

[ZeUs!!]

Cracked in the style of a stand-up circa 1987

[Jeenyuss]

You got him good. I was wondering if it's fiberglass or not, because I remember when my cat was climbing around in fiberglass and her paws got cut. That's what I meant by invisible glass. It was your fault for not knowing what I was talking about.

[Troll King]

Who the hell refers to fiberglass as "invisible glass"? It's your fault for making up a term for something and expecting everyone else to know what you mean.

[RoDNeY]

mmm im in Auto Body at school and we had to learn how to blend and match paints and we found out that

Incandescant lights bring out Reds and Yellows
Flourescent lights bring out Reds Yellows and Blues
Sunlight brings out Reds Yellows Blues and Greens

they said the best light to paint a car in is flourescent


and did you know if u wear a Red swimsuit and u go 40 feet under water in a sea or something it turns black, yea learned that too

[Jeenyuss]

I was trying to be a trend setter.

[Dameon Angell]

Yeah, I can't say I've ever been cut by a lightbulb. I suppose I just don't go around breaking them or what, but I just haven't really had the chance.

[Shas'la T'au Kais]

Never stick your fingers on the prongy bits and turn it on

[Mr. Peanuts]

My friend has a lamp, its neck is metal and as I have quite considerably clammy hands, I have been shocked countless times by the electricity jumping to the metal neck.