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    GANGSTA
    CHICKENS
    3
    rETURN OF DA BLING




    Da hood chickens of da crip side were playin B-ball gainst dee chillin chillin loozaz of streetzville

    dez waz all Bagughhhh when john went allly uup 4 da final basket SAY WhAt

    YO dat shizzznit waz GANK foo' word da popo is hur so im all like say what say what say what yall best be quiet son ur ur folks wll here bout chall shanananannananananananananananananananagins
    back to da popo ddez waz blastin caps at us dawg
    *****
    john waz in jail wif his peeps deez homies were az followeding D'marr, mAsta R, jimmy and steamboat dez waz da playa hata z wez gots to break out chall saiz mAsta R dez broke out usin jimmys magical powaz dat supa guy had given him dey were rushin da hall when de bumped in2 da mastas of da bling (u remember- 38 cent,shoot dogg,lil cow, fat goat,loyd barns, G diddy and feminem who resintly joined) well well well saiz da leader 38-cent well pop u chickens like KFC




    Say What saiz jimmy and he went BAGUUHHHHHHHH and de mastas of da bling were nocked out cold dez flew away * whoa hold up chikens cant fly!* * shut up its mi story (**)* SO evry body waz fly 4 da moment when suddenly supa guy appured nd he joinded da krew deez waz da krew nown az da blu flaggs hangen outt da backside but only on da left side caz dats da crip side
    wal*mart
    yeah dat waz kinda random but its kew yah kno wat else is kew ?? kelloggs ohhhhh snapppppppp
    dont ask how but da masta of da bling had fownd dee chhillin chillin krew k so dere z gonna be a show down D'marr waz takin loyd barns nd feminem Masta R waz takin shoot dogg jimmy waz takin on G.diddy nd lil' cow steamboat waz blastin caps atfat goat nd john waz takin 38-cent to skool 2 kew 4 skoow alright long story short johnz gang won da rap battle nd every1 waz fly
    OHHHHHHHHHHHH SNAPPPPPPPPPPP
    JAIL
    IS
    KEW

  • #2
    Useless Crap

    These are the best TW Gallery pictures
    Originally posted by Facetious
    edit: (Money just PMed me his address so I can go to Houston and fight him)

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    • #3
      holy crap zeus

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      • #4
        I fucking gave up halfway through that damn post.
        "I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake."

        -RIP Mitch Hedberg

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        • #5
          I read the first two words of the title and then stopped.
          Pandagirl!

          (ph)>12 is just right

          In the most dangerous game...warping will only prolong your defeat. ?go warpwars -Chao <ER>
          1:Chao <ER>> what the FUCK?
          1:Chao <ER>> I just adverted and no one came
          1:Chao <ER>> at all
          1:Mantra-Slider> chao
          1:Mantra-Slider> you are in the wrong arena
          Panda <ZH>> ?find chao <ER>
          Chao <ER> - hero

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          • #6
            AHHHHHhhh! Quick someone help send!!! His brain farted! GAhhhh
            It is said that if you take 1 million monkeys and put give them all keyboards that they would eventually produce the works of shakespeare... Now, thanks to the internet, we know that's not true.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by ZeUs!!

              Originally posted by Zabuza
              holy crap zeus
              to the Batcave!!!

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              • #8
                I'm sure I would've enjoyed it.



                Maybe.
                Originally posted by turmio
                jeenyuss seemingly without reason if he didn't have clean flours in his bag.
                Originally posted by grand
                I've been afk eating an apple and watching the late night news...

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                • #9
                  Zeus, I am coming to like you.
                  Originally posted by Tone
                  Women who smoke cigarettes are sexy, not repulsive. It depends on the number smoked. less is better

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                  • #10
                    Gangsta Chickens 3: Return of the Bling



                    The hood chickens of the Crips side were playing basketball with the chillin' losers of Streetsville

                    They were all BAGUUHHHH when John went for an alley-oop for the final baskey. Say what!

                    Hey that was the shit. Word, the police are here, so I'm going to say what say what say what! You all better be quiet son. Your folks were here about your shenanigans.

                    Back at the police station they were shooting at us.
                    *****
                    John was in jail with his friends D'marr, mAsta R, jimmy and steamboat. They got to break out. mAsta R broke out using jimmys magical powers that superman had given him. They were rushing in the hall when they bumped into the masters of the bling (you remember- 38 cent,shoot dogg,lil cow, fat goat,loyd barns, G diddy and feminem who recently joined). "Well, well, well", says the leader 38-cent, "We'll pop you chickens like KFC."

                    oh man, i'm so tired from translating. i give up the rest.
                    thread killer

                    Also who changed to pw to Squadless, how am I supposed to fly the banner of sucking at the game

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                    • #11
                      You have too much time on your hands, Edify :P

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