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1) My flatmate eats white bread, white rice and white pasta. Is he constapated?
No. He compliments this with a high fibre intake and he's quite fat and fat people generally have the runs
2) List the pro's and con's of having a hairy arse
Pro: You are manly. Hairy legs means hairy arse and the epitome of manliness is hairy legs (and a big dick). If someone has hairy legs and a bald arse you have permission to laugh at them as they shave
Con: Its hairy
Pro: You can't see it in the mirror
Pro: You don't have to cuddle up next to it at night
Con: You're wearing it
3) How have I managed to end up living with two of the biggest nerds?
I really need to know the answer to this
4) To what extent did the earthquake at Port Royal in 1692 affect the threat of piracy in the Caribbean?
If you could answer this in around 3,000 words by next wednesday that'll be great
5) Why are 'jammy dodgers' called thus? They're biscuits. There's nothing dodgy or to dodge about them. Why have we simply accepted this?
Write anything and its correct, I haven't a clue
6) Roughly how much heroin do Cedric Bixler and Omar Rodriguez-Lopez ingest before taking to the stage?
£2,000 worth
7) Do moderators gain pleasure from banning people?
Wadi does
8) How much gin is it possible to drink before passing out?
3/4 litre in 30 mins, scientifically proven
9) Can Americans drive safely?
No
10) Whats as dull as wood and as sparkling as wood but isn't wood?
Keanu Reeves
To be added to the triviabot asap please and thank yuo!
No. He compliments this with a high fibre intake and he's quite fat and fat people generally have the runs
2) List the pro's and con's of having a hairy arse
Pro: You are manly. Hairy legs means hairy arse and the epitome of manliness is hairy legs (and a big dick). If someone has hairy legs and a bald arse you have permission to laugh at them as they shave
Con: Its hairy
Pro: You can't see it in the mirror
Pro: You don't have to cuddle up next to it at night
Con: You're wearing it
3) How have I managed to end up living with two of the biggest nerds?
I really need to know the answer to this
4) To what extent did the earthquake at Port Royal in 1692 affect the threat of piracy in the Caribbean?
If you could answer this in around 3,000 words by next wednesday that'll be great
5) Why are 'jammy dodgers' called thus? They're biscuits. There's nothing dodgy or to dodge about them. Why have we simply accepted this?
Write anything and its correct, I haven't a clue
6) Roughly how much heroin do Cedric Bixler and Omar Rodriguez-Lopez ingest before taking to the stage?
£2,000 worth
7) Do moderators gain pleasure from banning people?
Wadi does
8) How much gin is it possible to drink before passing out?
3/4 litre in 30 mins, scientifically proven
9) Can Americans drive safely?
No
10) Whats as dull as wood and as sparkling as wood but isn't wood?
Keanu Reeves
To be added to the triviabot asap please and thank yuo!
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