because jackie chan said so

[PaulOakenfold]

suicide will win

[Reclusion]

Originally posted by Bioture


It didnt work last time. Ill try again later.

heh I don't know what's sadder... The fact that you were actually pathetic enough to have attempted suicide, the fact that you failed at doing something so easy, or the fact that you shared such a pathetic piece of biographical information.

Sheesh!

[Bioture]

Originally posted by Annux
Dear Bioture,


Suicide IS the answer.




Love,

Abraham Lincoln

It didnt work last time. Ill try again later.

Dear Bioture,


Suicide IS the answer.




Love,

Abraham Lincoln

[sTuPiD-gErBiL]

Re: Re: because jackie chan said so

Originally posted by Bioture


You hurt because its the first time you've ever worked out in your life.

YOUR FUNNEY D00D!!!111111

[Bigwig]

phew, its cool ad, he's not being sarcastic.

[Bioture]

Why are you so angry? I just wanted to give you praise on your wonderful insights. God phys. ed. is SO hard in college how did you EVER manage to realize such profound aspects of the human body. Whats even better is your usage of earth-shattering linguistics to describe the matter. You should get the nobel prize. I am not being sarcastic. Really. You are cool. End of story.

[Adman]

Originally posted by Bioture
I've been lifting weights for 6 years. But thanks for the information ill try to keep that in mind next time im at the gym. No. Really. I really didn't knew that. really. Thanks. I will print out this tread and keep it with me and i will also show it to my friends when they work out and maybe some strangers because it is such good advice.

so what gives you the right to say it's his first time working out?

DO you know him personally? NO
ARE YOU HIS PERSONAL TRAINER? NO
ARE YOU A FUCKING 13 y/o trying to look cool? Maybe
ARE YOU GAY? YES

[Bioture]

I've been lifting weights for 6 years. But thanks for the information ill try to keep that in mind next time im at the gym. No. Really. I really didn't knew that. really. Thanks. I will print out this tread and keep it with me and i will also show it to my friends when they work out and maybe some strangers because it is such good advice.

[Adman]

man, you are an ignorant sob.

You SHOULD hurt everyttime you work out. THe pain is the muscle tore down and rebuilding itself bigger.

you should wait until the pain goes away before you work out again because you aren't giving th muscle time to reheal...

heh 2 classes that i did well in in college were Phys. Ed. and English.

[Bioture]

Re: because jackie chan said so

Originally posted by sTuPiD-gErBiL
i've been using it for almost a week now, and i'm still hurting like a little bitch.

there's still hope for informercials after all.

You hurt because its the first time you've ever worked out in your life.

[Reepicheep]

jackie chan = 5/5

he doesnt push crap

[sTuPiD-gErBiL]

in case anyone's interested in those home gym tv specials, i recently bought a cableflex (the one from the infomercial with jackie chan). i wanted a bowflex because those things are the shit, but i can't afford to shell out $2000. so i settled for the way cheaper cableflex. so far, i'm really impressed with it. i've been using it for almost a week now, and i'm still hurting like a little bitch.

there's still hope for informercials after all.