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  • #1

    Guess what?

    I have not jacked off in 20 days. TWENTY DAYS WEWT!!!!

    I'm trying to go forty, just to see if suffering is all it's cracked up to be. So far, it's not.
    Originally posted by Tone
    Women who smoke cigarettes are sexy, not repulsive. It depends on the number smoked. less is better
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  • #2
    See, this is why Zeus!! wrote you that thread.

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    • #3
      * some comment about him being a squeezer *

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Squeezer
        I have not jacked off in 20 days. TWENTY DAYS WEWT!!!!

        I'm trying to go forty, just to see if suffering is all it's cracked up to be. So far, it's not.
        If you are out of tissues and are broke, try writing a complaint or complement letter that mentions kleenex and mail it to:
        Kimberly-Clark Corporation
        Dept. INT
        P.O. Box 2020
        Neenah, WI 54957-2020

        they will very likely send you some free ones.

        (Its an old college trick to send a complaint letter to get free stuff)
        People who are rather more than six feet tall and nearly as broad across the shoulders often have uneventful journeys. People jump out at them from behind rocks then say things like, "Oh. Sorry. I thought you were someone else."

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Squeezer
          I'm trying to go forty, just to see if suffering is all it's cracked up to be.
          i have to ask. why the hell do you want to do that?!
          Throughout time, there’s been
          crimes, throughout our history
          But not as great, as the one of late, affecting you and me
          Once a nation proud and free, and now we’re weeping sorrow’s tears
          Tragedy’s approaching, it’s worse than all your fears

          Come on my countrymen
          Come on and take a stand
          Don’t let ‘em take away your land

          the Wenger bus is coming
          and all the kids are running
          from London to Manchester
          cos he's a child molester

          fuck islam

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          • #6
            Awesome dude, please keep us up to date!
            YOU ARE THE 1,000,000,000TH VISITOR IN MY SIG!
            Click here to receive your price!

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            • #7
              Guess what?

              Useless Crap

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              • #8
                40 is nothing. i went 96 sometime during highschool. never again.
                Ripper>cant pee with a hard on
                apt>yes u can wtf
                apt>you need to clear the pipes after a nice masturbation
                apt>i just put myself in a wierd position
                apt>so i dont miss the toilet
                Ripper>but after u masterbaition it usually goes down
                apt>na
                apt>ill show you pictures
                apt>next time I masturbate

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                • #9
                  I'll be sure to avoid you in game then ^_^ Thanks for the heads up!
                  Pandagirl!

                  (ph)>12 is just right

                  In the most dangerous game...warping will only prolong your defeat. ?go warpwars -Chao <ER>
                  1:Chao <ER>> what the FUCK?
                  1:Chao <ER>> I just adverted and no one came
                  1:Chao <ER>> at all
                  1:Mantra-Slider> chao
                  1:Mantra-Slider> you are in the wrong arena
                  Panda <ZH>> ?find chao <ER>
                  Chao <ER> - hero

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                  • #10
                    I went for 11 years once, then I couldn't stop.

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                    • #11
                      my moms ex worked at kimberly clark, had crazy hours the machines there never get turned off so theres always someone working, they get like 5 minutes for lunch lool
                      Big Chill

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                      • #12
                        Go Squeeeze your penis now
                        -Kawrae

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                        • #13
                          oh i did it today

                          it was fun

                          i was like uuuugg SPLAT
                          can we please have a moment for silence for those who died from black on black violence

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                          • #14
                            I sure hope it was a girl that you did it to.
                            this is a dated signature

                            FREE GHB, PH
                            (:3=

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                            • #15
                              Kleenex and lubricant are overrated. Ive used the same pair of gym shorts to clean up after a fun-filled night for 6 months.

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