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L O L O L O L O L DONT JACK OFF AND YOU CAN OWN LIFE TOO. -
im not saying you should stop flogging the dolphin. im just making an observation about those who dont.Ripper>cant pee with a hard on
apt>yes u can wtf
apt>you need to clear the pipes after a nice masturbation
apt>i just put myself in a wierd position
apt>so i dont miss the toilet
Ripper>but after u masterbaition it usually goes down
apt>na
apt>ill show you pictures
apt>next time I masturbateComment
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FINAL UPDATE:
Today is Day 40, and I can say without a guilty conscience, that I have made it all 40.
Now, at midnight tonight....THE PARTY STARTS.
And most likely ends very quickly.Originally posted by ToneComment
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Does that include the hour from Daylight Savings?Comment
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I still think you should try to go until day 50.Pandagirl!
(ph)>12 is just right
In the most dangerous game...warping will only prolong your defeat. ?go warpwars -Chao <ER>
1:Chao <ER>> what the FUCK?
1:Chao <ER>> I just adverted and no one came
1:Chao <ER>> at all
1:Mantra-Slider> chao
1:Mantra-Slider> you are in the wrong arena
Panda <ZH>> ?find chao <ER>
Chao <ER> - heroComment
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i say 69 days
Cat: You'd never get a cat to be a servant. You ever see a cat return a stick? 'Hey man. You threw the stick, you go and get it yourself, I'm busy. If you wanted the stick so bad, why'd you throw it away in the first place?'Comment
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answer to the thread topic:
chicken buttComment
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It's ironic because it's a Wednesday.Originally posted by turmioOriginally posted by grandComment
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I read this thread and all I got was this lame brain cell deficiency5:royst> i was junior athlete of the year in my school! then i got a girlfriend
5:the_paul> calculus is not a girlfriend
5:royst> i wish it was calculus
1:royst> did you all gangbang my gf or something
1:fermata> why dont you get money fuck bitches insteadComment
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I've just remembered a funny story from school...
So anyway, one day in German class the lads were showing each others umm arm muscles, so I showed mine and everyone was astonished. Apparently they were big for someone so skinny and weak. Then the teacher saw them and the way she looked at me, I honestly think that she thought I was on steroids or something. It just goes to show that masterbation isn't a huge loss, it's also a good arm exercise.Comment
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ye, but its hard to do it with the left arm, and it looks very odd when your right arm is so much bigger than your left.Originally posted by Disliked
i mean, god damn!Throughout time, there’s been
crimes, throughout our history
But not as great, as the one of late, affecting you and me
Once a nation proud and free, and now we’re weeping sorrow’s tears
Tragedy’s approaching, it’s worse than all your fears
Come on my countrymen
Come on and take a stand
Don’t let ‘em take away your land
the Wenger bus is coming
and all the kids are running
from London to Manchester
cos he's a child molester
fuck islamComment
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I still haven't wanked it yet, and it's day 41.Originally posted by ToneComment
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eeh, actually I tend to lean towards my left because it is actually more comforatable. You just have to be a switch hitter, it leaves your arms in equal shape.
Squeeze, see a doctor if the erection lasts for more than 4 hours.Comment
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Even if you do it with your right, the muscles in your left arm will compensate.Originally posted by turmioOriginally posted by grandComment
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And what about when you need to move the mouse...Comment
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