Oh fat, disillusioned youth...

[Spider]

The History channel rocks!! Actually it's as boring as hell so I never watched it. I assumed it's a good source of facts on account of its black and white and fucking boring. Have I been wrong all this time!?

Speaking of history.. Something significant happened today, I just can't put my finger on it... Oh I think I remember... We landed on the moon, right? Am I right?

[wadi]

Actually, I don't believe Canada ever landed on the moon *rimshot*

[Bigwig]

july 20th i think.

[Mattey]

Would you like a medal for nudging out Guatemala?

[Bigwig]

Only if you're handing them out champ