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  • #16
    I, too, am 21 inches long. ZING! I had to do it before someone else.

    Could be worse, he could be one of Frank Zappa's children.

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    • #17
      Isn't one called Moon Base or something
      USS Banana after years of superior jav play has amassed 17999 kills, he is 1 kill away from 18k, Type ?go Javs FOR A GAME OF HUNT (no scorereset) -Kim
      ---A few minutes later---
      9:cool koen> you scorereseted
      9:Kim> UM
      9:Kim> i didn't
      9:cool koen> hahahahahahaha
      9:ph <ZH>> LOOOOL
      9:Stargazer <ER>> WHO FUCKING SCORERESET
      9:pascone> lol?

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      • #18
        Reminds me of moon pies. Man, those were good shit.
        My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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        • #19
          That's propably the worst name ever...
          Regency> not in for dd lol
          Regency> would rather eat some cock ;<

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          • #20
            wasnt that on Austin Powers?

            i quote Dr Evil "we shall call them moon base Alpha and moon base Zappaaa"

            didnt know that this was someones name, i thought he got zappa instead of zeta or something
            Jarlson of> if this game was a girl i would jerk off to it every night

            nopcode> sometimes get mates round, have a few beers and play this yes
            oNe-t> YEAH
            nopcode> before going out
            funfunfun> god the fun never stops does it

            MageWarrior> I'm so sexy, frog makes me lapdance for him daily

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            • #21
              hey, at least he has it better off than goddess' kid.
              5: Da1andonly> !ban epinephrine
              5: RoboHelp> Are you nuts? You can't ban a staff member!
              5: Da1andonly> =((
              5: Epinephrine> !ban da1andonly
              5: RoboHelp> Staffer "da1andonly" has been banned for abuse.
              5: Epinephrine> oh shit

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              • #22
                I saw that coming as if large neon arrows pointed towards one large neon sign telling me it is coming.
                ♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫
                Failure teaches success.
                . â–²
                ▲ ▲

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                • #23
                  Moon Unit Zappa. Moon = First Name, Unit = Middle. Terrible. Then there's Ahmet and Dweezil.

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                  • #24
                    I hope Goddess is reading this thread.

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                    • #25
                      Moon Base / Moon Unit, close enough ;P
                      USS Banana after years of superior jav play has amassed 17999 kills, he is 1 kill away from 18k, Type ?go Javs FOR A GAME OF HUNT (no scorereset) -Kim
                      ---A few minutes later---
                      9:cool koen> you scorereseted
                      9:Kim> UM
                      9:Kim> i didn't
                      9:cool koen> hahahahahahaha
                      9:ph <ZH>> LOOOOL
                      9:Stargazer <ER>> WHO FUCKING SCORERESET
                      9:pascone> lol?

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                      • #26
                        Moon Base just doesn't have the same ring to it.

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                        • #27
                          My friend babysits this little girl whose name is Happy. To make it worse, her last name is Easterchild. Happy Easterchild... I would kill myself.
                          Pandagirl!

                          (ph)>12 is just right

                          In the most dangerous game...warping will only prolong your defeat. ?go warpwars -Chao <ER>
                          1:Chao <ER>> what the FUCK?
                          1:Chao <ER>> I just adverted and no one came
                          1:Chao <ER>> at all
                          1:Mantra-Slider> chao
                          1:Mantra-Slider> you are in the wrong arena
                          Panda <ZH>> ?find chao <ER>
                          Chao <ER> - hero

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                          • #28
                            what about that American politician, Dick Army or something
                            is he real or has Family Guy lied to me?
                            Jarlson of> if this game was a girl i would jerk off to it every night

                            nopcode> sometimes get mates round, have a few beers and play this yes
                            oNe-t> YEAH
                            nopcode> before going out
                            funfunfun> god the fun never stops does it

                            MageWarrior> I'm so sexy, frog makes me lapdance for him daily

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                            • #29
                              I'd definatly want that name... it'd be fucking awesome.. and plus i could just shorten it to seth...

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by scumbag
                                what about that American politician, Dick Army or something
                                is he real or has Family Guy lied to me?
                                "Hey, what's your wife's name? Vagina Coast Guard?"
                                "I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake."

                                -RIP Mitch Hedberg

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