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How do we know that princess diana had dandruff?
They found her head and sholders in the glove compartment!
They found her head and sholders in the glove compartment!
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Rot> where is the weirdest place you ever had sex?
Redland> um...i dont know. in the butt mabye.
Rot> well i guess you can never really understand someone until you've walked a mile in there shoes.
Locket> yea and after that, you got there shoes and your a mile away, so who cares?! -
What's dandruff ?
Think he's a player in SSCU TrenchWars.7:Barton> hi tats
7:Barton> still no smod?
7:Barton> :(
7:Tatsumaru uk> heh no
7:Barton> guess u need to do more ass kissing
3:Harder> we could be like tom cruise in top gun with team speak
3:Harder> "MAVRIC I GOTTA BIRD ON MY BACK!!"
8:Ghast> LOL METALKID LOOKS LIKE A WEASEL ROFLROFL -
Ummm loveComment
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So these two Irishmen walk out of a bar.Originally posted by ToneOriginally posted by the_paulOriginally posted by Material GirlComment
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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest says, "So did you hear the one about us?"5:royst> i was junior athlete of the year in my school! then i got a girlfriend
5:the_paul> calculus is not a girlfriend
5:royst> i wish it was calculus
1:royst> did you all gangbang my gf or something
1:fermata> why dont you get money fuck bitches insteadComment
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar and the barman says "what is this? some kind of joke?"Comment
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So, there was this black guy who.....
actually I'd better notUSS Banana after years of superior jav play has amassed 17999 kills, he is 1 kill away from 18k, Type ?go Javs FOR A GAME OF HUNT (no scorereset) -Kim
---A few minutes later---
9:cool koen> you scorereseted
9:Kim> UM
9:Kim> i didn't
9:cool koen> hahahahahahaha
9:ph <ZH>> LOOOOL
9:Stargazer <ER>> WHO FUCKING SCORERESET
9:pascone> lol?Comment
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A priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk into a bar. The Bartender says, "What'll it be sir?"Originally posted by ToneComment
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ROFL.Originally posted by Squeezer
A group of baby seals walk into a club.
Corny, but it made me laugh: Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks."I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake."
-RIP Mitch HedbergComment
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I don't get it ...Originally posted by Squeezer
7:Barton> hi tats
7:Barton> still no smod?
7:Barton> :(
7:Tatsumaru uk> heh no
7:Barton> guess u need to do more ass kissing
3:Harder> we could be like tom cruise in top gun with team speak
3:Harder> "MAVRIC I GOTTA BIRD ON MY BACK!!"
8:Ghast> LOL METALKID LOOKS LIKE A WEASEL ROFLROFLComment
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q: grandmas
a: grandmas HAHAHA
this is seriously my favourite joke fyiYOU ARE THE 1,000,000,000TH VISITOR IN MY SIG!
Click here to receive your price!Comment
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...sir implies that the rapist/priest/pedo are one and the same person.Originally posted by Anduril.I don't get it ...Comment
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What does a fish say when it runs into a wall?
DAMN!5: Da1andonly> !ban epinephrine
5: RoboHelp> Are you nuts? You can't ban a staff member!
5: Da1andonly> =((
5: Epinephrine> !ban da1andonly
5: RoboHelp> Staffer "da1andonly" has been banned for abuse.
5: Epinephrine> oh shitComment
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WHat's a fish with no eyes?
fsh!!!
hhahahahaha
:elvis:I AM NOT AN ANIMALComment
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