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  • #16
    Originally posted by SaucyKing

    A group of baby seals walk into a club.
    hahahaha, cruel but great
    Jarlson of> if this game was a girl i would jerk off to it every night

    nopcode> sometimes get mates round, have a few beers and play this yes
    oNe-t> YEAH
    nopcode> before going out
    funfunfun> god the fun never stops does it

    MageWarrior> I'm so sexy, frog makes me lapdance for him daily

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    • #17
      Originally posted by GHB
      q: grandmas





      a: grandmas HAHAHA

      this is seriously my favourite joke fyi
      rofl i couldn't stop laugh'n

      l0ol!

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      • #18
        Originally posted by Disliked
        Before that:

        http://forums.trenchwars.org/showpos...6&postcount=34

        And before that a log on subspace which I don't have where I told ilya that joke



        The toilet in the police station is report missing
        Police say they currently have nothing to go on
        Originally posted by Facetious
        edit: (Money just PMed me his address so I can go to Houston and fight him)

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        • #19
          Originally posted by ZeUs!!
          Before that:

          http://forums.trenchwars.org/showpos...6&postcount=34

          And before that a log on subspace which I don't have where I told ilya that joke



          The toilet in the police station is report missing
          Police say they currently have nothing to go on
          hooray, you just won life..
          Throughout time, there’s been
          crimes, throughout our history
          But not as great, as the one of late, affecting you and me
          Once a nation proud and free, and now we’re weeping sorrow’s tears
          Tragedy’s approaching, it’s worse than all your fears

          Come on my countrymen
          Come on and take a stand
          Don’t let ‘em take away your land

          the Wenger bus is coming
          and all the kids are running
          from London to Manchester
          cos he's a child molester


          fuck islam

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          • #20
            A little three year old boy was examining his testicles while taking a bath.
            "Mama," he asked, "Are these my brains?"
            Mama answered, "No son, not yet."

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            • #21
              A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall.
              He approached a uniformed policeman and said, "I've lost my grandpa!"
              The cop asked, "What's he like?"
              The little boy replied, "Bushmills whiskey and women with big tits."

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              • #22
                there are 3 parrots sitting on a telephone wire but there's glue on the telephone wire so they're stuck there.
                Originally posted by turmio
                jeenyuss seemingly without reason if he didn't have clean flours in his bag.
                Originally posted by grand
                I've been afk eating an apple and watching the late night news...

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by Jeenyuss
                  there are 3 parrots sitting on a telephone wire but there's glue on the telephone wire so they're stuck there.
                  LOOOOOOOOOOOLS !!
                  Poor parrots
                  7:Barton> hi tats
                  7:Barton> still no smod?
                  7:Barton> :(
                  7:Tatsumaru uk> heh no
                  7:Barton> guess u need to do more ass kissing

                  3:Harder> we could be like tom cruise in top gun with team speak
                  3:Harder> "MAVRIC I GOTTA BIRD ON MY BACK!!"

                  8:Ghast> LOL METALKID LOOKS LIKE A WEASEL ROFLROFL

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                  • #24
                    all you fags stole my princess diana joke.
                    can we please have a moment for silence for those who died from black on black violence

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                    • #25
                      why did the dead baby fall out of the tree?
                      because it was dead
                      the price is right, bitch.

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                      • #26
                        So an amish boy and his father are walking through a mall for the first time ever, and they come across an elevator. The boy looks at his dad and asks, "Daddy, what does that thing do." "I don't know," said the father. Just then, an old lady walked into the elevator and it went up. When it came back down, a georgeous college girl walked out. The son then said, "WOW Daddy, what happened?" To which the dad replied "I have no idea, but go find your mother."
                        Originally posted by Tone
                        Women who smoke cigarettes are sexy, not repulsive. It depends on the number smoked. less is better

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                        • #27
                          what did the buffalo say to his son as he was leaving for college?

                          "bison"





                          ..










                          OH THAT DARN ILYAZ
                          can we please have a moment for silence for those who died from black on black violence

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