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  • man throws faulty hand grenade at bush

    The least he could do would be to get a working one... or failing that, a gun.

    Oh, and by bush I mean president Bush, not a small green leafy plant.

    only appropriate link i could find: http://blogcritics.org/archives/2005/05/10/205455.php

    incidentally:
    The Secret Service said that they were unaware of the incident at the time, which Secret Service spokesman Jonathan Cherry said may have been caused by "our new iPods."
    (I'm aware that this site isn't entirely true, but the event in question did in fact happen. and its good for a laugh.)
    Last edited by Theif of Time; 05-20-2005, 07:58 PM.

    Originally posted by Disliked
    Imagine a world without morals... it would be like the tw community
    +++ Divide By Cucumber Error. Please Reinstall Universe And Reboot +++

  • #2
    Damn Arabs trying to kill our president. <_<
    4:DEEZ NUTS> geio hopefully u smoke ur last cig right now
    4:Geio> yo wont ever happen again
    4:Geio> DEEZ?
    4:Geio> LOLOL
    4:DEEZ NUTS> LOL
    4:scoop> cant tell if deez was trying to be a good influence or telling him to die LOL
    4:spirit> LOL
    4:Geio> LOLOL THINK HE TOLD ME TO DIE
    4:Geio> FUCKING DICKHEAD

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    • #3
      It wasn't arabs. It was clearly the president of georgia, annoyed because Bush crashed his car. (The one you see in the picture is a decoy)

      Originally posted by Disliked
      Imagine a world without morals... it would be like the tw community
      +++ Divide By Cucumber Error. Please Reinstall Universe And Reboot +++

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      • #4
        georgia the country near russia right?
        thread killer

        Also who changed to pw to Squadless, how am I supposed to fly the banner of sucking at the game

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        • #5
          yeah... twas a former soviet hand grenade

          Originally posted by Disliked
          Imagine a world without morals... it would be like the tw community
          +++ Divide By Cucumber Error. Please Reinstall Universe And Reboot +++

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          • #6
            In soviet russia, 50 year old hand grenades work.
            sage

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            • #7
              It was a live grenade but didn't go off because the guy who threw it wrapped it in a hankerchief (there's a word I have no idea how to spell), I guess to disguise it so he could get it into the crowd. Apparenly lots of people were able to just go around the metal detectors they set up. Anyway the cloth got caught up in the pull thingie or something and lessened the impact so it wasn't enough to set the grenade off (yeah I don't really know exactly how hand grenades work besides pull the pin and throw it, but apparently there's more to it). Anyway, yeah.

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              • #8
                darn, so close...
                5: Da1andonly> !ban epinephrine
                5: RoboHelp> Are you nuts? You can't ban a staff member!
                5: Da1andonly> =((
                5: Epinephrine> !ban da1andonly
                5: RoboHelp> Staffer "da1andonly" has been banned for abuse.
                5: Epinephrine> oh shit

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                • #9
                  fake

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Send
                    fake
                    Maybe...but we can still dream.

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                    • #11
                      In soviet russia, hand grenades throw you at bush.
                      People who are rather more than six feet tall and nearly as broad across the shoulders often have uneventful journeys. People jump out at them from behind rocks then say things like, "Oh. Sorry. I thought you were someone else."

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Sleepy Weasel
                        It was a live grenade but didn't go off because the guy who threw it wrapped it in a hankerchief (there's a word I have no idea how to spell), I guess to disguise it so he could get it into the crowd. Apparenly lots of people were able to just go around the metal detectors they set up. Anyway the cloth got caught up in the pull thingie or something and lessened the impact so it wasn't enough to set the grenade off (yeah I don't really know exactly how hand grenades work besides pull the pin and throw it, but apparently there's more to it). Anyway, yeah.

                        If it was wrapped in a hankerchief it wouldn't release the spoon (the bar that stops the striker from detonating the grenade)

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                        • #13
                          How Grenades works
                          See, you really can learn how to make a bomb from the internet.
                          People who are rather more than six feet tall and nearly as broad across the shoulders often have uneventful journeys. People jump out at them from behind rocks then say things like, "Oh. Sorry. I thought you were someone else."

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by hogo
                            If it was wrapped in a hankerchief it wouldn't release the spoon (the bar that stops the striker from detonating the grenade)
                            Thank you for enlightening us all, Terr'ist Hogo!
                            Reclusion
                            "That's what's so illogical about being a smurf. I mean, what's the point in living if you don't have a dick?"

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Reclusion
                              Thank you for enlightening us all, Terr'ist Hogo!

                              HALFACALAB GALLAH JIHAD

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