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**Theif of Time** · 05-23-2005, 04:30 AM

do I have to?

**LiL_LaDy** · 05-23-2005, 04:35 AM

yes. in fact i command u 2.

**Theif of Time** · 05-23-2005, 04:39 AM

ok, fine. *goes and sews*

**LiL_LaDy** · 05-23-2005, 04:44 AM

b...o...r...i...n...g.........

im gonna cry :'(

**Theif of Time** · 05-23-2005, 04:45 AM

I'm sure there are more interesting threads than this.
Oh, and it looks like Zeus has come to close this thread

:locked:

On a lighter note... what brings you to tw forums today?

**ZeUs!!** · 05-23-2005, 04:46 AM

**Theif of Time** · 05-23-2005, 04:50 AM

I'll stick with a recurve anyday.
That string looks a bit frayed at the lower left edge where its attached, are you sure its safe oh god of thunderbolty things?

**ZeUs!!** · 05-23-2005, 04:51 AM

I don't care

**LiL_LaDy** · 05-23-2005, 04:54 AM

whats brings ME to forums?...boredness. i just want to see if neone will reply...lol....and...tahts it...and be stupid...is that enuff?

**Theif of Time** · 05-23-2005, 04:56 AM

the tw forums are only mildly amusing, and only at times. I've searched for more amusing forums but alas they have eluded me. although you could always go have a look through the recycled humour section of the forums for a laugh.

**Da1andonly** · 05-23-2005, 04:59 AM

dsfsdsdsdfsdf

**LiL_LaDy** · 05-23-2005, 05:07 AM

ooh i have a joke!

Costume Party

A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party. She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need of his good time being spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he went.

The wife, after sleeping soundly for one hour, awakened without pain, and as it was still early, she decided to go to the party. In as much as her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him.

She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice chick he could, and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there. His wife sidled up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his partner high and dry and devoted his time to the new stuff that had just arrived.

She let him go as far as he wished; naturally, since he was her husband. Finally he whispered a little proposition in her
ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had a little bang.

Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make for his behavior.

She was sitting up reading when he came in and asked what kind of a time he had. He said, "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there."

Then she asked, "Did you dance much?"

He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the den and played poker all evening. But I'll tell you... the guy I loaned my costume to sure had a real good time!"

**LiL_LaDy** · 05-23-2005, 05:25 AM

goodnight ppl..x.x im tired.

<3,
Teh LiLZ0r5

**Superted** · 05-23-2005, 05:56 AM

Originally posted by LiL_LaDy

ooh i have a joke!

Costume Party

That "joke" sounds awfully familiar, except a huge chunk was missed out of the middle. You've been reading stories that you shouldn't have, tut tut tut.

**Mr. Peanuts** · 05-23-2005, 07:47 AM

Lil lady is a MAN!!!1111

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