Would you ever...

[Fit of Rage]

watch a porn movie with your girlfriend?

Discuss

As long as it's quality--like j=t, a2m and pissing doesn't do it for me.

[Squeezer]

okay, true story. So I have this neighbor, who is a year younger than me, and quite hot, but I have known her all my life, so I would never cross the line past friends. She's also popular at her school, so naturally, she's friends with all the hot shallow popular girls. Whatever, theyre hot. Anyways, I go over to my neighbor's house to pick up her brother so we can go hang out (her brother's my age). Anyways, he had to get ready, and since he's like a fucking woman, i knew it would take him like a half hour to get dressed and pampered up. But, I'm like "Hey is Danielle around? I gotta ask her something." So he's like, "Yeah, her and her friends are downstairs watching a movie." So I walk downstairs, and I can hear laughter, so I figure they're watching a funny movie. Well, I open the door, and there's porn on.....and they're laughing. So they're like, "hey matt, come watch it with us." And I couldn't say no, so I went and sat down, and they're cracking up, and I'm trying my hardest not to get.....my hardest.

It ended with me getting a half mast, and trying to hide it as I left with my neighbor. I don't think any of the girls noticed though, because she woulda made fun of me for it, forever.

[ZeUs!!]

It's cooler than watching some gay shit movie and fall asleep while watching.

Insecurity breeds comedy

[Jeansi]

okay, true story. So I have this neighbor, who is a year younger than me, and quite hot, but I have known her all my life, so I would never cross the line past friends. She's also popular at her school, so naturally, she's friends with all the hot shallow popular girls. Whatever, theyre hot. Anyways, I go over to my neighbor's house to pick up her brother so we can go hang out (her brother's my age). Anyways, he had to get ready, and since he's like a fucking woman, i knew it would take him like a half hour to get dressed and pampered up. But, I'm like "Hey is Danielle around? I gotta ask her something." So he's like, "Yeah, her and her friends are downstairs watching a movie." So I walk downstairs, and I can hear laughter, so I figure they're watching a funny movie. Well, I open the door, and there's porn on.....and they're laughing. So they're like, "hey matt, come watch it with us." And I couldn't say no, so I went and sat down, and they're cracking up, and I'm trying my hardest not to get.....my hardest.

It ended with me getting a half mast, and trying to hide it as I left with my neighbor. I don't think any of the girls noticed though, because she woulda made fun of me for it, forever.

:up:

I wouldn't have been emabassed though if it was good porn. I'd be more like proud of it I think