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    Imagine this; your wife has left you for your milkman and your son has announced he's into bestiality, you're drinking in a bar drowning away your sorrows and you see an advert on a beer mat....except this isn't just an advert for another beer, no! This is pure insperation in cardboard form! You run out of that sinful pub immediatly and join the priesthood.

    Seriously though, how many do they hoep to recruit from beet mats?

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    The Catholic Church has decided to use beer mats and posters as part of a campaign to recruit more priests.

    Cardinal Cormac Murphy-O'Connor will highlight the problem in his Westminster diocese in a letter to be read to church congregations.

    The cardinal will tell people that the sharp decline in the number of priests means that church-goers must play a bigger part in running their parishes.

    He will also say many parishes may have to cope without a resident priest.

    Cardinal Murphy-O'Connor will make the plea in Westminster on Sunday, as part of ambitious plans to reform the diocese.

    If the changes are made in Westminster, the seat of the Catholic Church in England and Wales, it could spark similar changes in parishes all over Britain.

    The Church is launching a recruitment campaign that will use beermats in pubs and posters on the London Underground to promote the priesthood.

    Beermats and posters

    The number of priests working at Westminster has fallen from 850 in 1990 to 600 this year. The number is expected to decline to 470 over the next decade.

    Under new proposals, lay ministers may be allowed to live in clergy houses in areas where priests are not present, and be able to run weekday services.

    Some responses to a consultation said priests should be allowed to marry, but Cardinal Murphy O'Connor said the Catholic Church as a whole would have to change such a policy.

    Catholic priest Father Ray Lyons told the BBC News website: "Involvement of the laity is a right and responsibility because of their baptism, regardless of the decline of priests.

    "Ninety-nine percent of the church is the laity, they pay for everything."

    Fr Lyons said there had been a doubling in numbers of Catholic priests in the UK between 1945 and 1977, and numbers were falling to the level they had been at in 1940.

    "We still have the third or fourth best ratio of Catholic priests to Catholic population in the world," he said.

    There was a priest for every 850 Catholics in the UK, compared to one for every 20,000 in Brazil, he added.

  • #2
    This really makes a kind of sense to me. I mean how else are you going to recruit people in an organization where they're not allowed to fuck or get married, tend to cover up molesting little boys, shout from the rooftops that being gay is sucking on the devil's johnson, and teach that birth control is wrong, without getting them while they're drunk off their ass and then keeping them that way for another 40 or so years?
    "Sexy" Steve Mijalis-Gilster, IVX

    Reinstate Me.

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    • #3
      oh, I am sooooo fucking showing this to my religion teacher, thanx.
      Originally posted by Tone
      Women who smoke cigarettes are sexy, not repulsive. It depends on the number smoked. less is better

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      • #4
        its advertising to people who are pissed upto the eyeballs, poor and homeless, that in joining the priesthood you get a free place to live, get a stable allowance, food payed for and plenty of people to talk to
        fringe benefits also include a semi guranteed reservation into heaven
        Jarlson of> if this game was a girl i would jerk off to it every night

        nopcode> sometimes get mates round, have a few beers and play this yes
        oNe-t> YEAH
        nopcode> before going out
        funfunfun> god the fun never stops does it

        MageWarrior> I'm so sexy, frog makes me lapdance for him daily

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        • #5
          [lowblow]

          So now they want drunk pedophiles, being sober when you touch children just won't do!

          [/lowblow]
          My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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          • #6
            The person in your avatar is about to break their neck/back/both
            Originally posted by Facetious
            edit: (Money just PMed me his address so I can go to Houston and fight him)

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