About last night

[Squeezer]

Its a few days late, but on Friday I got smashed.....and I think I felt a girl up. How do I ask her, without seeming like the Pervert I really am?

IlyaZ, I need your advice.

[Superted]

Your best way is to straight forwardly ask her.....when she's on her own though.

Hey umm....did me and you make a connection the other night?

or something along those lines...of course i'm no expert but you know.

[Troll King]

Bring some scotch tape and ask her if she wants to play "CSI".

[Jeenyuss]

That's what I was thinking, thank you TK.

[Liquid Blue]

Uh, were you at a party or what? Was she drunk too? If you think you would have fun with her, ask her out with that in mind. Don't worry about a relationship or anything serious right now, just ask some girl(s) out for the hell of it. Taking dating too seriously defeats the point of dating.

[Ilya]

Its a few days late, but on Friday I got smashed.....and I think I felt a girl up. How do I ask her, without seeming like the Pervert I really am?

IlyaZ, I need your advice.

oh man where do i start?

well, this one time 3 years ago, Yang Moo or Brett Vigil (i dont remember which) accidently touched this girl's butt in the hall and he was all "OH SHIT OH SHIT" and put his hands behind his back. the girl noticed and was like "the fuck is wrong with him?" he walked around that way for about half the day.

so if theres anything Yang Moo/Brett Vigil taught us, is that you should not go up to this girl and say "hey did i feel you up?"

because chances are, she either doesn't remember it or is embarassed by it. or she really likes you and wants to start a beautiful relationship.

what i'm trying to get at is this -- just wing it.

always glad to help,
ilyaz



EDIT: also, grab her boob one day when she's looking at the sky or talking to a friend. if she doesn't scream or call the police, you know she loves you. thats how i got where i am today .

[Squeezer]

Uh, were you at a party or what? Was she drunk too? If you think you would have fun with her, ask her out with that in mind. Don't worry about a relationship or anything serious right now, just ask some girl(s) out for the hell of it. Taking dating too seriously defeats the point of dating.

yea I was at a party, and I was drunk, she wasnt. So I remember making out sort of, then I think I went down low. But I don't remember her too well.

Oh well, I'll call her tommorow. And tell you bitches how it goes.

[Twerp]

Your first time and you couldn't even remember it. What a waste -_-

[Dameon Angell]

Take a friend of yours and hers who was at the party and have him ask her "Hey, did I see you and [squeezer] feeling eachother up?"

The possible responses

a.) Yeah, what a freak, I dunno why I didn't hit him then.
solution: stay away

b.) No, what do you mean? You must of seen someone else.
sorry, you didn't get any

c.) Yeah... I dunno what to do, think he likes me?
go for it

Probably more answers to that, but those are 3 for now.

[Ilya]

do you atleast remember what she smelled like?

[Richard Creager]

Its a few days late, but on Friday I got smashed.....and I think I felt a girl up. How do I ask her, without seeming like the Pervert I really am?

IlyaZ, I need your advice.

The only thing you can do now is pray that you didn't and pray that you will come out of the matter with your self still intact. Given the light of recent events of similar situations though, I'd say the higher ups are ready to have your soul burned. In that case, welcome to meaninglessness.

[Nickname]

do you atleast remember what she smelled like?

if it's fish you have you answer.

HIYOOOOOOo

[Squeezer]

Your first time and you couldn't even remember it. What a waist -_-

not my first time.

I've never had sex, I never said I didn't do everything up to it.

And Ilyander, I remember what she looks like, cuz I know her. And I think she smells good.

I figured I'll just call her and confront her myself.

[Fit of Rage]

if it's fish you have you answer.

HIYOOOOOOo

HESHOOTSHESCORES

[Galleleo]

Bring some scotch tape and ask her if she wants to play "CSI".

Fit - Fuckin' Chuck Norris zegt:
you tell TK he is a fucking sadist