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  • If you eat carrots, you're a rabbit. End of discussion.

    If you eat dicks, you are Squeezer (petition to add this smilie to the forums)


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  • #2
    Aren't carrots bad for rabbits?

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    • #3
      when i was younger i used to be told that carrots allowed you to see in the dark ^-^

      what a crock of shit, i ate them all the time and still fell down the stairs
      Jarlson of> if this game was a girl i would jerk off to it every night

      nopcode> sometimes get mates round, have a few beers and play this yes
      oNe-t> YEAH
      nopcode> before going out
      funfunfun> god the fun never stops does it

      MageWarrior> I'm so sexy, frog makes me lapdance for him daily

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      • #4
        The voice of Bugs Bunny, Mel Blanc, was in fact allergic to carrots.

        Go figure.
        5: Da1andonly> !ban epinephrine
        5: RoboHelp> Are you nuts? You can't ban a staff member!
        5: Da1andonly> =((
        5: Epinephrine> !ban da1andonly
        5: RoboHelp> Staffer "da1andonly" has been banned for abuse.
        5: Epinephrine> oh shit

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        • #5
          if you eat too many carrots you turn orange like a.... orange
          Big Chill

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          • #6
            Originally posted by AoS
            if you eat too many carrots you turn orange like a.... orange
            I don't know if you were joking, but you're actually right.

            Carrots contain something called carotene, while also being addictive, can make parts of your body orange (if eaten alot of though)

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            • #7
              Aww poor Squeezer
              Pandagirl!

              (ph)>12 is just right

              In the most dangerous game...warping will only prolong your defeat. ?go warpwars -Chao <ER>
              1:Chao <ER>> what the FUCK?
              1:Chao <ER>> I just adverted and no one came
              1:Chao <ER>> at all
              1:Mantra-Slider> chao
              1:Mantra-Slider> you are in the wrong arena
              Panda <ZH>> ?find chao <ER>
              Chao <ER> - hero

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              • #8
                Originally posted by pandagirl89
                Aww poor Squeezer
                I know you're probably responding to GHB's opening post, but if it was a response to Disliked's post right before yours, then this thread would actually be funny.

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                • #9
                  Interpret as you wish.
                  Pandagirl!

                  (ph)>12 is just right

                  In the most dangerous game...warping will only prolong your defeat. ?go warpwars -Chao <ER>
                  1:Chao <ER>> what the FUCK?
                  1:Chao <ER>> I just adverted and no one came
                  1:Chao <ER>> at all
                  1:Mantra-Slider> chao
                  1:Mantra-Slider> you are in the wrong arena
                  Panda <ZH>> ?find chao <ER>
                  Chao <ER> - hero

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Disliked
                    I don't know if you were joking, but you're actually right.

                    Carrots contain something called carotene, while also being addictive, can make parts of your body orange (if eaten alot of though)
                    Some student lived off carrot soup and turned orange.

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                    • #11
                      What a fucking idiot.

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                      • #12
                        What about Celery, can i turn Green, and lay in peoples lawns and they wont see me
                        Big Chill

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                        • #13
                          Someone reads somethingawful

                          I am seriously tempted to sign up, should I? Reckon it's worth the money?
                          USS Banana after years of superior jav play has amassed 17999 kills, he is 1 kill away from 18k, Type ?go Javs FOR A GAME OF HUNT (no scorereset) -Kim
                          ---A few minutes later---
                          9:cool koen> you scorereseted
                          9:Kim> UM
                          9:Kim> i didn't
                          9:cool koen> hahahahahahaha
                          9:ph <ZH>> LOOOOL
                          9:Stargazer <ER>> WHO FUCKING SCORERESET
                          9:pascone> lol?

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                          • #14
                            Celery's mostly water anyway, want to be water Rodney? DO YOU? I don't know if you realize what kind of responsibilities that takes.
                            Originally posted by turmio
                            jeenyuss seemingly without reason if he didn't have clean flours in his bag.
                            Originally posted by grand
                            I've been afk eating an apple and watching the late night news...

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Disliked
                              I don't know if you were joking, but you're actually right.

                              Carrots contain something called carotene, while also being addictive, can make parts of your body orange (if eaten alot of though)
                              Haha, yea, there used to be some health nut dude who was like...a bottom-tier celebrity person in my town. He did health and nutrition tips for one of the local tv news stations. In the 80's he went by the nickname "Captain Carrot" and was a normal dude who would preach the nutritional value of carrots. In the 90's, he was literally orange.

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