Only In America

[Arikel]

fixed, eph style.

Russia also had a White House untill 1993 or 1994 i guess!!! i think they still have one but its not parliament no more.

[Adman]

Espece De Bete Salle Va Toucher Ton Petit Chat Avec Une Chaise!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

somthing about touching your small chat on a chair

[Jeansi]

Only in america... do they sterilize needles for lethal injections.

[Mr. Peanuts]

He speaks the French just as bad as he does the English.

[Zemyla]

Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in
packages of eight.

Sorry, but all the hot dog packages I've bought come in packages of 8. You lose.

[Kid Kaos]

We don't sell cigarettes in pharmacies

Neither do we. Liquor stores, Grocery Stores, Gas Stations.

[Jerome Scuggs]

Only in America can Jerome eat a Double Quarter Pounder with Cheese, large fries and a Dr. Pepper, and watch a fat dude brood over his fruit salad bowl

That feeling of satisfaction, the result of a killer metabolism, makes everything you can say about America...tolerable.

[Mr. Peanuts]

My metabolism used to be really high but over recent years its slowed down so I have to watch what I eat now. ffs.

[Jerome Scuggs]

My metabolism used to be really high but over recent years its slowed down so I have to watch what I eat now. ffs.

20 pushups a day'll fix that. I'm serious, it's not anything at all but it burns the food off. It doesn't just work on your arms either - it burns whatever fat is avaliable, meaning you slim up everywhere, not just your arms. Unless you've got an inexhaustable treasure trove of arm fat. If that's the case, I suggest using it as lamp fuel.

[Zabuza]

He speaks the French just as bad as he does the English.

No, it's called "Quebec Slang French" it's is hard to read if not quebec-french and cant really translate well

[Pearl Jam]

sounds about par for the course when it comes to anything dealing with quebec

[za gophar]

the only funny one so far is the one with the cheeseburger, fries, and diet coke. others just picked and chose what details to ignore. do you have to skate at a skating rink? what if you just want to watch your grandkids skate? and the fact that pharmacies are usually in the back of stores.. people who are too sick to walk an extra couple hundred feet probably ought to have drugs brought to them.

[Jerome Scuggs]

the only funny one so far is the one with the cheeseburger, fries, and diet coke. others just picked and chose what details to ignore. do you have to skate at a skating rink? what if you just want to watch your grandkids skate? and the fact that pharmacies are usually in the back of stores.. people who are too sick to walk an extra couple hundred feet probably ought to have drugs brought to them.

Well my grandfather orders a cheeseurger, fries, and a diet coke - he's got to keep his sugar levels level, diabetes. My girlfriend prefers diet coke because she just straight up think coke/cr pepper are "too sweet".

As for pharmacies, all the ones here have drive-thru pickups, meaning its actually easier, because people don't even have to go inside.

[Bob (SRB)]

20 pushups a day'll fix that. I'm serious, it's not anything at all but it burns the food off. It doesn't just work on your arms either - it burns whatever fat is avaliable, meaning you slim up everywhere, not just your arms. Unless you've got an inexhaustable treasure trove of arm fat. If that's the case, I suggest using it as lamp fuel.

Bob the fitness know it all to the rescue. First of all 20 pushups a day definitely won't fix anything. 20 pushups a day will do absolutely NOTHING for you. At most that'll burn 25 calories, a hamburger is 400+ calories. Pushups only work your pectorals if you do them right, and they don't burn fat. If you want to work pectorals right, add in a bunch of sets of bench presses, pec flys, and incline benches in there along with pushups at the end in an hour long workout. Jerome just hasn't reached the age (usually around 19-22) where people's metabolism naturally slows down.

[Jerome Scuggs]

Bob the fitness know it all to the rescue. First of all 20 pushups a day definitely won't fix anything. 20 pushups a day will do absolutely NOTHING for you. At most that'll burn 25 calories, a hamburger is 400+ calories. Pushups only work your pectorals if you do them right, and they don't burn fat. If you want to work pectorals right, add in a bunch of sets of bench presses, pec flys, and incline benches in there along with pushups at the end in an hour long workout. Jerome just hasn't reached the age (usually around 19-22) where people's metabolism naturally slows down.

Well fancytalk aside, pre-summer I had no real shape in my general torso area (pecks, abs, et cetera), and even some pudge, since summer's started I've done 20 a day and no real change (probably even lazier, seeing as now I don't even walk around at school), and my abs are now really defined, and I got pecks. $$