wouldn't you rather be jerome

[Sumpson]

Ow shit, dont remember when I had my last haircut!

[Jason]

let's start a commune

out in the wilderness with dirty hippie chicks? i'm down!

[Exotic]

no i would rather be myself !

[Jerome Scuggs]

out in the wilderness with dirty hippie chicks? i'm down!

yes, and the best thing is if we wear berets, all the indie scenester chicks will want to rail us

[Jason]

rail rhymes with nail

coincidence, or something more?

[Jerome Scuggs]

rail rhymes with nail

coincidence, or something more?

and afterwards, if you play your fiddle right, you can make it hail! though i guess that would be weird.

[Squeezer]

This thread got scary.

[Jason]

we're not scary
on the contrary
everyone's so very merry
and then i found five bucks

[Jerome Scuggs]

my favorite elitist vocab word of the week is: au contraire

[Benno]

THATS FR***H YOU ****.
I guess you like to take it in the backdoor, deliveries I mean.

heh double entendre!

[Torn Wing]

Lolololol You look like a hot Mcaualey Caulken.

[ZeUs!!]

I had my haircut the other day but you'll never see it as I'm at home without a webcam or a flatmate with a digital camera, sorry

[Ewan]

I've ot had mine cut since January, only thing with mine, it goes up and out, not down.

[ZeUs!!]

Myself and Ilyander going through myspace seeing if any TWers have an account:

[23:20:24] South Korea': ok
[23:20:26] South Korea': are you ready for this?
[23:20:29] Ilya: dude
[23:20:30] South Korea': this is possibly the best thing ever
[23:20:31] Ilya: i am so ready
[23:20:33] South Korea': brace yourself
[23:20:40] Ilya: you have no idea how ready i am
[23:20:45] South Korea': i typed in jerome's email in the myspace
search
[23:20:53] South Korea': he's got a myspace account
[23:21:00] South Korea':
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm...20050611151928
[23:21:06] South Korea': tell me what's great about that site
[23:21:41] Ilya: why the fuck does he have a subspace log there
[23:21:50] South Korea': its actually about castromarx
[23:21:55] South Korea': i remember the original
[23:21:57] South Korea': but thats not the point
[23:22:02] South Korea': can you see whats so awesome about it?
[23:22:04] South Korea': I CANT WAIT
[23:22:06] South Korea': IM GOING TO HAVE TO TELL YOU
[23:22:13] Ilya: ohhh
[23:22:14] South Korea': WHO ARE HIS HEROES?
[23:22:14] Ilya: heroes
[23:22:15] Ilya: ahhahahahahahahahahah
[23:22:17] Ilya: hahahahaha
[23:22:18] Ilya: oh man
[23:22:18] South Korea': TELL ME WHO HIS HEROES ARE
[23:22:19] South Korea': ITS ME
[23:22:20] South Korea': ITS ME
[23:22:21] South Korea': IM A HERO
[23:22:24] Ilya: what the hell
[23:22:38] Ilya: i was NOT ready for that
[23:22:41] South Korea': thats the best discovery ive ever made
[23:22:46] South Korea': online and offline
[23:22:50] Ilya: hahah
[23:22:53] Ilya: whats wrong with him
[23:22:59] South Korea': he never even told me he had a myspace
account, let alone tellimg me im a hero
[23:23:02] South Korea': he's great
[23:23:14] Ilya: that is creepy!
[23:23:20] Ilya: and i know a thing or two about creepyness
[23:23:34] South Korea': i wonder if i appear on some more hero
worship pages if i google myself

[Jerome Scuggs]

hah, the last time i edited the myspace account was when i was a juniorin high school, and zeus had sent me libertines and would log on everynight and tell me wonderfully british drunk stories

if that can't qualify as a hero then I DON'T KNOW WHAT DOES