Research 9/11

[Cops]

i ran at a building once and it didn't fall down.

[DoTheFandango]

Funny joke:

God was really mad, so he set off 3 earthquakes. The three earthquakes destroyed a building each.

At the first one, there was a boy crying. God asked, "Why are you crying My child?"

The boy responded, "An earthquake came and killed my daddy in that building!"

God didn't care.



At the second one, there was a girl crying. God asked, "Why are you crying My child?"

The girl responded, "An earthquake came and killed my mommy in that building!"

God didn't care.



At the third one, there was a boy laughing. God asked, "Why are you laughing My child?"

The boy responded, "I farted and that building blew up!"

[Ilya]

little girls crying is no joke!

[Theif of Time]

and god was so amused he adopted that child to be his legal son, sent him back in time around 2000 years?

[DoTheFandango]

and god was so amused he adopted that child to be his legal son, sent him back in time around 2000 years?

No, he thought that shit was gross so he went back in time and aborted that kid.

[Theif of Time]

bu then the kid would never have existed to make him abort the kid

[DoTheFandango]

THUS GOD DOESN'T EXIST.

There you go Tone.

[Theif of Time]

hi e-5! no wait, not that hand its broken...

EDIT: Ow.

[Squeezer]

This thread just took a turn for the gay, and I blame IlyaZ.

[Tone]

" An evil exists that threatens every man, woman, and child of this great nation. We must take steps to ensure our domestic security and protect our homeland "

- Adolf Hitler

[Benno]

"smoking is bad" - Hitler

Well i'm all agasint hitler and stuff, I guess I better light one up now

[Squeezer]

" An evil exists that threatens every man, woman, and child of this great nation. We must take steps to ensure our domestic security and protect our homeland "

- Adolf Hitler

Well no one flew big fucking planes into Hitler's giant buildings in front of the whole world.

[Cops]

hitler was also a vegetarian.

[DoTheFandango]

And fucking demented.

[Cops]

Well no one flew big fucking planes into Hitler's giant buildings in front of the whole world.

The spitfire use to run out of gas during world war two it wasn't a great long range plane, during world war two the bombers that would strike london would be slow and not as agile as the spitfires. They use to be chased backed to the docks of france's bays but at that point they were out of fuel and would crash.

I can't really think of a reason or a point for pointing this out, but generally the threads that are active right now suck and I'm too tired to start a new one that sparks any interest at all.