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  • Tone.. the new William Cooper. But how?

    Hey, somebody has to make these shitty threads now that GHB is gone.

    About nine years ago my late grandmother had a friend in his mid-40's by the name of Philip. He was an oddball (or what some might call a burnout) who met her completely by chance, at a grocery store 43 miles away. He was looking for a place to stay, and out of the kindness of her heart my grandmother allowed him to convert her tool shed into a livable facility. Often as I walked up and down the long road we lived on I'd hear what sounded like a short-wave radio broadcasting a talk show in the tool shed. One day I asked him what that talk show was all about, since his life basically revolved around it. He'd sit in the tool shed and use a small propane stove to heat up a can of beans. That was all he ate. And he only ate while he listened to this radio show. Anyway, he informed me that a man by the name of William Cooper hosted this talk show, "The Hour of the Time". On this show he discussed and theorized about past, present and future government coverups and conspiracies, basically feeding off of the fear and paranoia of his listeners. He often spoke of a "New World Order", much like all these other conspiracy theorist nutjobs, and how the CIA and other government organizations were nothing more than terrorist groups themselves, among other outlandish things. I was 11 or 12 at the time, so I couldn't make heads or tails of the jibberish he was throwing at me. I didn't hear the name William Cooper again until..

    October 2001. William Cooper's short-wave radio show is cancelled. A month later he is shot and killed.

    June 2005. Cooper's wacky theories live on thanks to people like Tone. They seem to believe if they buy into this conspiracy nonsense they'll somehow evolve into a higher and more intelligent life form. They seem to think they'll gain some sort of knowledge that no one else will have and become special. These are the sort of rejects who have tried, and failed, to find any sort of identity. They want to stand out. They want attention. But most of all, they want to avoid those evil mind-controlling omega waves that are being emanated by the Bell People of Planet Ding-Dong XII. So they strap those tinfoil hats on extra-tight, crank up the reinstated "Hour of the Time", and heat up another can of beans. Tone, we salute you and all like you. o>

    We just pray you meet the same fate as Mr. Cooper very soon.
    Originally posted by Tone
    It is now time for the energy shift of the 7th root race to manifest on the 3D physical plane and uplift us back to 5D.
    Originally posted by the_paul
    Gargle battery acid fuckface
    Originally posted by Material Girl
    I tried downloading a soundcard

  • #2
    Do people actually wear tin foil hats?
    USS Banana after years of superior jav play has amassed 17999 kills, he is 1 kill away from 18k, Type ?go Javs FOR A GAME OF HUNT (no scorereset) -Kim
    ---A few minutes later---
    9:cool koen> you scorereseted
    9:Kim> UM
    9:Kim> i didn't
    9:cool koen> hahahahahahaha
    9:ph <ZH>> LOOOOL
    9:Stargazer <ER>> WHO FUCKING SCORERESET
    9:pascone> lol?

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    • #3
      dchao> p H.. the new Stabwound. But how?
      this is a dated signature

      FREE GHB, PH
      (:3=

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      • #4
        yes:
        link
        Anyone knows tinfoil won't work anymore since the government upgraded their mind scan devices. The new hats are designed to shield you from even the most potent scans.
        SIGNATURE PROTEST: KEEP THE SHORT FFS

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        • #5
          Plz, no more talk about Tone, and no more replies. Just let him slink off into the darkness where he came from.

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          • #6
            He's kinda determined to drag us down there with him


            like an insistent dog that won't let go even when kicked


            to death
            >o-/\/\mmmmmmmmmm/-<o<<-<

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Shas'la T'au Kais
              He's kinda determined to drag us down there with him


              like an insistent dog that won't let go even when kicked


              to death
              Wow funny you mention that..

              I dreamt that this jack russel bit my arm and wouldn't let go, it was as stiff as a board too. I was smashing it against the floor and everyhting but the bloody thing refused to let go....that's it.

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              • #8
                That wasn't a dream
                USS Banana after years of superior jav play has amassed 17999 kills, he is 1 kill away from 18k, Type ?go Javs FOR A GAME OF HUNT (no scorereset) -Kim
                ---A few minutes later---
                9:cool koen> you scorereseted
                9:Kim> UM
                9:Kim> i didn't
                9:cool koen> hahahahahahaha
                9:ph <ZH>> LOOOOL
                9:Stargazer <ER>> WHO FUCKING SCORERESET
                9:pascone> lol?

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                • #9
                  Ewan was the floor you smashed it against. Trust him.

                  Originally posted by Disliked
                  Imagine a world without morals... it would be like the tw community
                  +++ Divide By Cucumber Error. Please Reinstall Universe And Reboot +++

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                  • #10
                    but the alex jones program and others live on

                    William Cooper Update
                    Sierra Times 11.06.01

                    Details are still sketchy on what caused the Cooper shootout on November 5, 2001, but a fax sent from the Apache County Sheriff's office sheds some more light on the subject. William Cooper was fatally wounded during a late night gunfight. Contrary to what was reported earlier, it was not a SWAT raid, but a simple confrontation between police and Cooper. One Apache County deputy, Robert Martinez was critically wounded in the exchange. Here's what we know so far:

                    According to the Sheriff's report, several deputies were positioned outside the Cooper residence to serve a warrant for Aggravated Assault and two counts of endangerment. Cooper had stated numerous times in the past that he would not surrender to law enforcement via his website and shortwave radio. Obviously, law enforcement took him seriously. The showdown began at approximately 12:15 pm local time.

                    After leaving his residence in his vehicle, the report states that Cooper confronted plain clothed deputies a short distance away. "As Cooper drove back to his residence, deputies attempted to stop him using a fully marked patrol vehicle to block the driveway. Cooper refused to stop or comply with verbal orders by the deputies", according to the report.

                    Cooper then drove around the patrol car to evade the arrest, and the report stated that he tried to run over one of the deputies en route back to his residence. Cooper was then followed a short distance to his residence where this time he was confronted by uniformed deputies. "After refusing once again to comply with the deputies orders, Cooper exited his vehicle and began running toward the house, firing shots with a handgun toward the deputies", the report said. No where in the report did it mention that Cooper only had one leg - the other lost in combat long ago. Cooper died on the scene.

                    When Deputy Martinez took a head shot, officers returned fire, the report said. According to the Sheriff's office, "the surgery on Martinez went well" , but the condition is still critical. There was a positive history written up about Martinez in the report, but nothing positive about Cooper, of course.

                    Cooper had made it known that he would take action against law enforcement from years back stating, "trespassers will be shot on discovery." He also denied violating any laws during that period as well. Cooper has a history of harassing and threatening local residents with deadly force, according to the report. He was recently charge with aggravated assault and endangerment, as well as wanted by the U.S. Marshall's Service on unrelated felony charges. Cooper had spent the last month challenging the government's claims about what caused the destruction of the World Trade Center on September 11.

                    Most who knew of Cooper all state that he was a hard man to get along with - if at all. His demeanor and attitude was "unfriendly" at best. Although state-sponsored media called Cooper a "national militia leader", no one has yet to come forward who was under his command, nor has anyone to this point come forward to claim his 'militia rank'. None of those who knew Cooper and spoke to Sierra Times wanted to go on the record, but the best statement was, "he was a son-of a bitch, but he was our son-of-a bitch". The new Patriot Act of 2001 has many wondering if the Cooper take down was just the beginning in silencing the voices on opposition in the Country. "Are they just starting in alphabetical order?" one person asked. Cooper was best known for being the first to provide evidence of explosives being found inside the Murrah Building in Oklahoma City on April 19, 1995, including the type of explosive used.

                    According to his webmaster, "It appears at this time to be totally unrelated to the disputes he had with the federal government." There were no federal agents involved with the gunfight.
                    Last edited by Tone; 06-21-2005, 11:42 PM.

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                    • #11
                      When people stop replying to T0NE's threads, he will stop having reasons to reply.

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                      • #12
                        I believe cooper and i would be very unlike. hes the ignorant ultra conservative type that would be against all new technology and medicine. he would be against any global unity weather it was good or bad, and would want humans to remain tribal and primative, no matter how much pain and suffering it would allow to continue.

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                        • #13

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Ewan
                            That wasn't a dream
                            funniest post of the day.
                            My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Tone
                              I believe cooper and i would be very unlike. hes the ignorant ultra conservative type that would be against all new technology and medicine. he would be against any global unity weather it was good or bad, and would want humans to remain tribal and primative, no matter how much pain and suffering it would allow to continue.
                              Army> We have just created a new stealth suit that will leave our troops invisible to the eyes of our enemies...

                              T0NE> UNFAIR AND UNBALANCED!!!!

                              Army> Oh well... let's listen to T0NE, screw our men, let them die, we have more anyway...

                              "There are those who said this day would never come. What have they to say now?"
                              .Halo.

                              Y'know... if you were any stupider, I swear death by laughter would be a real medical occurance.

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