Do you know computers?

[Subjugation]

Anyone else hate the phrase "know computers"? It drives me fucking crazy, for no good reason. Look jackass, computers isn't a first name, and it's not a programming language...

Newb1> Hey, me and Computers Rodriguez are gonna go to the pub tonight.
Newb2> Oh, you know Computers?

Every time I see that Video Professor commercial and that blond chick says, "Yea, I'd feel less stressed if I knew computers", I just want to piss on my TV screen. But then I would have to mop it up, so I don't.

I loved that SNL skit that came out way earlier this year when Fred Armisen did his skit: Rafael Alonzo's ITF Technical Computer Institute.

If you take the course, you will learn :

Computers
Computer Email
Computer Desks
Computer Mouse
Computer Keyboards

...etc.

[cundor]

My computer is called "Freddy Butterfucker"
What's your pooter's name?

[scumbag]

in response to your question it depends on what it performs like

on a good day its called "wonderful machine"
on a bad day names range from "shit brick" to "PIECE OF CRAP!!"

[Lucon]

Mine's Excelsior.

[Sarien]

The Mac Quicksilver is Durandal
The PC is Tycho
The Mac Cube is Cortana

Though I name my Quicksilver's hard drive: "Love, Macintosh Style"

[Dameon Angell]

My PC is named "Piece of shit" and yes, I know computers, he has a wife and 2 kids.

[Tone]

you will know computers, in the future, when they become equally as intelligent as humans, and then exceed humans and are indistinguishable from humans

[Amok]

you're a tit

[Volny]

Mine's Excelsior.

Dont you compensate something?

[Golden Sun 1]

im so glad im not a geek

[Subjugation]

I'm pretty suprised how many ppl name their 'puters.

It never even crossed my mind before to do so.

[Zabuza]

I called mine Neo

[Suh]

in honour of this thread im gonna go name mine.

[Dameon Angell]

Mine's not some 'official' name like snookums or some shit. It really is a piece of shit :/

[Jason]

named 'er oscar

yes, she's a she and her name is oscar

what of it?