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Happy birthday buddy :wub:
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My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth. -
Ooo happy birthday!Pandagirl!
(ph)>12 is just right
In the most dangerous game...warping will only prolong your defeat. ?go warpwars -Chao <ER>
1:Chao <ER>> what the FUCK?
1:Chao <ER>> I just adverted and no one came
1:Chao <ER>> at all
1:Mantra-Slider> chao
1:Mantra-Slider> you are in the wrong arena
Panda <ZH>> ?find chao <ER>
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^ what they saidBig ChillComment
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hey everyone remember when it was my sweet 16 several days ago? we had such an exciting timeComment
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"Sexy" Steve Mijalis-Gilster, IVX
Reinstate Me.Comment
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Happy Birfday MR. Sam.Originally posted by ToneComment
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why would anyone wish it a happy birthdaysdgComment
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Because he somehow still manages to be less fucking annoying than you."Sexy" Steve Mijalis-Gilster, IVX
Reinstate Me.Comment
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Because I enjoy some of his posts? Because he doesn't seem like a total dickwad to me? Either way I'm eating cookies and cream ice cream so it's all good.Originally posted by StabwoundMy father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.Comment
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happy birthday, you're one step closer to being brutally slaughtered emotionally by a member of the opposite sex.
+++ Divide By Cucumber Error. Please Reinstall Universe And Reboot +++Originally posted by DislikedComment
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Hey, congrats. Have a good one
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Happy bday.
(Yea, I know I'm one day late. Live with it.)5: Da1andonly> !ban epinephrine
5: RoboHelp> Are you nuts? You can't ban a staff member!
5: Da1andonly> =((
5: Epinephrine> !ban da1andonly
5: RoboHelp> Staffer "da1andonly" has been banned for abuse.
5: Epinephrine> oh shitComment
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Congrats Sam, have a good one.Comment
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Oh wow, didn't know this existed! Thanks a bunch guys.Originally posted by JeenyussComment
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