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Originally posted by jesus=terrorist
i always wondered who fucks goats and mothers
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the riches of english language i always wondered who fucks goats and mothers
If you won't get yur ass outta here immediatly, I'll make the hole in it bigger than the Grand Canyon! -
British folk, that's who :fear:
I kid, I kid.My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.Comment
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shut up shaniqua5:royst> i was junior athlete of the year in my school! then i got a girlfriend
5:the_paul> calculus is not a girlfriend
5:royst> i wish it was calculus
1:royst> did you all gangbang my gf or something
1:fermata> why dont you get money fuck bitches insteadComment
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La Bre BreOriginally posted by Fit of RageComment
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heres a poem:
I suck
You suck
everyone sucks
they cant beat me
I cant beat anyone
cause they SUCK SUCK SUCK
MOTHER FUCKERS u SUck Nuts
sMd
Mother fuckers
u suck
u suck
u suck
u suck
dick
gg afkTWLD Champion 2014-tj hazuki/hazuki :wub:
TWDTB Champion 2013
TWDTB Champion 2016
TWDTB Champion 2017
TWDTB Champion 2019.. my last one.Comment
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I have an allergy of nuts, thanks anywayOriginally posted by PrOnEsSim
I think i know the best shit talkers in TW, its funSomeone>How the hell do you Fire?
Angel fire> press the button
Someone>what the Hell,what button?
Angel fire>the tab
Someone> Whats a tab?
Angel fire>ok...press 'esc' press 1 and use the ctrl button.
Someone>WTH! WTF!
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hEZuki should be specced by the forums cause he's exeeding lag limits :P (inside joke )
me <3 hazuki :wub:2:Cig Smoke> why u challengin me to a duel
2:Cig Smoke> When i clearly am better
2:Miksel> becouse you think you great
2:Cig Smoke> how many titles have u won
2:Cig Smoke> im guessin 0
2:Cig Smoke> thdx
2:Miksel> elim 3
2:Cig Smoke> lol elim
2:Morgane> LOL
2:Enflame> haha
2:Cig Smoke> IM TALKIN ABOUT TWLComment
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i believe there is a video called Everything is gay on www.funnyjunk.com performd by andy milonakis who now has his own show, maybe u can alter it to say SUCK haz.Big ChillComment
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EZFLame! <3 :P you little slutOriginally posted by EnFlAmETWLD Champion 2014-tj hazuki/hazuki :wub:
TWDTB Champion 2013
TWDTB Champion 2016
TWDTB Champion 2017
TWDTB Champion 2019.. my last one.Comment
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This thread should be held up as an example as to why only over-18 year olds should be allowed near the internetOriginally posted by FacetiousComment
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loolOriginally posted by Twerpthis is a dated signature
FREE GHB, PH
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