Zombie Dogs

[Tone]

US scientists have succeeded in reviving the dogs after three hours of clinical death, paving the way for trials on humans within years.

These dogs ceased breathing, heartbeat and all brain activity and were truly dead for 3 hours. The dogs were brought down to 7 C temp.

i suppose if someone died this way and was in the afterlife for 3 hours talking with jesus christ, he would suddenly interupted be ripped back to earth when he was revived?

read the full story here: http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117...-13762,00.html

[Pandagirl!]

Thank you for at least not quoting the entire article.

[Tone]

Thank you for at least not quoting the entire article.

and only the first sentence is a quote

[Exotic]

you actually believe this?

[Tone]

you actually believe this?

what do you think i do, post tabloid news? this is all real news. this is what is becomming of medical technology. its 2005 now, get with the times. i read stories like this every day on everything from CNN and BBC to smaller international papers. especially in new scientist magazine.

ive read stories at least twice as amazing as this on the biggest news sites such as MSNBC

for christs sake, here is the site of the actual studies. why would i make these things up? idiot

http://www.safar.pitt.edu/index.htm

see how people are programmed to deny things that sound a certain way to them? you can do everything short of having them talk first hand to the sources and they go Ohhhh noooooo you actually believe this, noooooooooo. this cant be! no wayyyyy

[Edify]

u know its bullshit when the website is hosted on an aussie server, but claiming AMERICAN scientists to have done something.

[Tone]

u know its bullshit when the website is hosted on an aussie server, but claiming AMERICAN scientists to have done something.

SCRR's Shock and Suspended Animation Program (SSAP) continued studying uncontrolled hemorrhagic shock (UHS) in rats, under US Navy support since spring of 1996. We honored the first year of our proposal and completed several other studies. After publication of our sixth dog study on SA (Capone et al.), Drs. Safar and Tisherman helped the Department of Defense in attempts to obtain funding for a five-year multicenter study. We prepared a major grant application for five years' work with our dog models, which was submitted in autumn 1996 (Dr. Safar, PI; Dr. Tisherman, Co-PI). Funding for the first two years, by the US Navy, began in autumn 1997.

http://www.safar.pitt.edu/content/pr...dex_safar.html

see also:

The Safar Center for Resuscitation Research of the University of Pittsburgh School of Medicine addresses "resuscitation medicine"

http://www.safar.pitt.edu/

dumbfuck when i post something, its the truth. you may call it 'Sci Fi Posts' and 'Conspiracy Theories' but it doesnt change the reality

[Exotic]

the dog would be retarded if there was no oxygen going to its brain for such a long time

[Ilya]

dont make fun of retarded people/dogs

[Tone]

the dog would be retarded if there was no oxygen going to its brain for such a long time

Wrong, click the link, in the study the dogs were revived with no brain damage and tested perfectly normal

their blood was completely drained and replaced with a fluid. their blood was restored after 3 hours. no damage.

Damaged blood vessels and tissues can then be repaired via surgery. The dogs are brought back to life by returning the blood to their bodies,giving them 100 per cent oxygen and applying electric shocks to restart their hearts.

Tests show they are perfectly normal, with no brain damage.

[Jeansi]

Hey let's try this on Tone and fail miserably.

[Jerome Scuggs]

guys i have to side with tone here - for one, the link is on Drudge Report, and a link serious enough to get on Drudge probably has some cred.

now that the collected side has spoken,

HOLY FUCKING SHIT FUCKING ZOMBIE DOGS WHAT THE FUCK WE'RE FUCKED FUCK ZOMBIES FUCKING CHRIST GG SCIENTISTS YOU'VE DESTROYED HUMANITY IN THE NAME OF WHATEVER THE CHRIST YOU WANTED TO SEE, FUCK THIS ZOMBIE SHIT FUCKING HATE ZOMBIES

[RoDNeY]

if it was trut i think i would have to go kill all the dogs in the world

[Vykromond]

why is this in recycled humor? it's science ffs

[Zabuza]

guys i have to side with tone here - for one, the link is on Drudge Report, and a link serious enough to get on Drudge probably has some cred.

now that the collected side has spoken,

HOLY FUCKING SHIT FUCKING ZOMBIE DOGS WHAT THE FUCK WE'RE FUCKED FUCK ZOMBIES FUCKING CHRIST GG SCIENTISTS YOU'VE DESTROYED HUMANITY IN THE NAME OF WHATEVER THE CHRIST YOU WANTED TO SEE, FUCK THIS ZOMBIE SHIT FUCKING HATE ZOMBIES

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