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  • attn: anyone fluent in chinese?

    http://www.zardo.us/dl.php?file=zhang.mp3

    you gotta crank it up to hear it, but its this guy who tells me something in chinese, but i have no idea what he said except "mao zedong" and "andrew snow".

    translation appreciated
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  • #2
    ask kim

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    • #3
      Ok, there is some rambling

      Mao Zedong will take Andrew Snow's horse and slaughter it, take the horse and birth a pig and slaughter that too, fry it, put in a hot pot and eat it. After he's finished eating it he'll shit it out and eat it again.
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      • #4
        what'd the horse ever do to him?

        Originally posted by Disliked
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        • #5
          I think Shaquille Oneal is.

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          • #6
            Hehehe, a funny thing happened the other day:


            My friend who's a vegetarian> da1 how the fuck can you eat ie. a horse!? What did it ever do to you?
            Me> Well..those tasty motherfuckers asked for it!

            Then she got mad :P
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            • #7
              JEROME HAS A HORSE OMG

              :cowboy:

              Cowboy baby
              With the top let back and the sunshine shinin
              Cowboy baby
              West coast chillin with the boone’s wine
              I wanna be a cowboy baby
              Ridin at night cause I sleep all day
              Cowboy baby
              I can smell a pig from a mile away
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              • #8
                Originally posted by Theif of Time
                what'd the horse ever do to him?

                its called food chain.
                Plutarch: "To find a fault is easy; to do better may be difficult."

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Kim
                  Ok, there is some rambling

                  Mao Zedong will take Andrew Snow's horse and slaughter it, take the horse and birth a pig and slaughter that too, fry it, put in a hot pot and eat it. After he's finished eating it he'll shit it out and eat it again.
                  oh christ. lmao

                  this guy's been speaking chinese all day referencing hitler and pol pot with my name as well

                  Da1: here there's a vegetarian, she looked at me and was like "well MY plate of salad doesn't squeal when i eat it" and i was like, "neither does my plate of salibury steak..."
                  NOSTALGIA IN THE WORST FASHION

                  internet de la jerome

                  because the internet | hazardous

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                  • #10
                    VIN DIESEL is fluent in Mandarin.
                    5:royst> i was junior athlete of the year in my school! then i got a girlfriend
                    5:the_paul> calculus is not a girlfriend
                    5:royst> i wish it was calculus

                    1:royst> did you all gangbang my gf or something

                    1:fermata> why dont you get money fuck bitches instead

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                    • #11
                      He is also not fluent in English.
                      Originally posted by Jeenyuss
                      sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Fit of Rage
                        VIN DIESEL is fluent in Mandarin.

                        you can thank me for giving you that website.

                        by the time you have read this message VIN DIESEL has destroyed 4,000 acres of rain forest

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                        • #13
                          hogo, i LOVE that website.
                          Originally posted by Ward
                          OK.. ur retarded case closed

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                          • #14
                            you would

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                            • #15
                              Wait if you don't have a horse, your friend is probably talking about your mom. So replace horse with mom if you dont have a horse.
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