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Happy Birthday ZEUS
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mike, drink two extra beers tonight for frosty the cat and myself. party hearty5:royst> i was junior athlete of the year in my school! then i got a girlfriend
5:the_paul> calculus is not a girlfriend
5:royst> i wish it was calculus
1:royst> did you all gangbang my gf or something
1:fermata> why dont you get money fuck bitches instead
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Oh, young ZeUs!!, happy birthday. Seeing that I'm 3 months and 29 days older than you, I suppose I should give you some advice of what I've learned in that span of time before you....
If you ever encounter a zombie, shoot in the head, body shots don't count. And, if they put it on tv, it must be true.DELETED
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Happy Birthday, I was going to create this thread last night but I think I'm the last person that you want to create a birthday thread for you.
Enjoy your day and you gotta be careful now that you're no longer a teenager, your body isn't as capable as it used to be :P
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