Old pornstars

[Jeansi]

I am the next ron jeremy

You mean uhm... fat and ugly?

[Stylez]

The movie Orgazmo explains this just fine... Double vaginal and double anal, of course... :P

[Squeezer]

I like Deep Throat.

But upon doing a report on Pornography for Religion, I came across the fact that Linda Marchianno (or however you spell her fucking last name) was actually, at times held at gun point, because she would refuse to do some of the scenes (remember, at the time no one had ever fucked and sucked on camera.).

I found that a little bit disturbing, but it didn't deter me nearly enough to stop looking at porn.

[Jeansi]

Mike Tyson is getting into porn apparentely.

[Subjugation]

That's awesome. I wonder how long before he goes crazy on some chick and gives her the ol' Donkey Punch. :greedy:

[Squeezer]

A Donkey Punch from Iron Mike?

Ow.

[Troll King]

Did you post that just to let everyone know that you know what a donkey punch is?

I think current porn stars can stick around longer than those from previous generations due to advances in plastic surgery plus they can prolong their profitability with private web sites.

EDIT: yes, I said "stick".

[Subjugation]

I didn't let anyone know what it was, I just mentioned the act.

Did you just say that so I would reveal what it was to the underinformed? TK, I know you relish in your work, you sicko.

[Troll King]

I was referring to Squeezer's post actually.

[Squeezer]

I was referring to Squeezer's post actually.

you mean there's actually ppl out there that don't know of the donkey punch?

[Troll King]

Well, some people don't like doggy style.

[Squeezer]

Why the hell not?

[Subjugation]

I still am accusing TK of being a donkey punchist.

[Mr. Peanuts]

I can easily see Ron Jeremy sitting back in a large, old chair by the fire with a glass of sherry, or maybe whiskey, whichever the guy fancies.

And then by chance Jenna Jameson comes in and strange music starts to play.

[Troll King]

Maybe they order some pizza and when the delivery boy arrives with it, retired porn stars DON'T do it with him.