Hi, I am Tone's father. I disowned him two years ago because I found him in his room with a tinfoil hat and coat hangers on the ceiling jerking off to pictures of Gillian Anderson.
I fucking hate this country and George Bush but the problem is neither of them jack off to Gillian Anderson.
TelCat> i am a slut not a hoe
TelCat> hoes get paid :(
TelCat> i dont
IT'S UNFAIR AND UNBALANCED FOR US TO VISIT OTHER PLANETS OR THE MOON, IT'S A CONSPIRACY, A CONSPIRACY I TELL YOU, WE NEVER LANDED ON THE MOON WE ACTUALLY USED KASAS CITY TO STAGE THAT AHAHAHAHAHAHA
Ok seriously, enough of that, tone, this may be slightly hard for you, but unless you actually have something meaningful and y'know, NOT 20 years old to post, I think this lovely gif applies to you...
With Love and Respect(we can pretend),
Managment
P.S.
I bet you 10 to 1 he tells us Jesus was really a Buddist nex--- wait... didn't he already do that whole "Jesus is in every religion and so is God so they all must be wrong and religion is a total shame and everyone should renounce their faith" type thing?
"There are those who said this day would never come. What have they to say now?" .Halo.
Y'know... if you were any stupider, I swear death by laughter would be a real medical occurance.
It is important to be informed and concerned for your liberty. double think is truth. tyranny is democracy. offence is defence. 100,000 dead iraqis and invasion is liberation. submission is patriotism.
Hi, I am Tone's father. I disowned him two years ago because I found him in his room with a tinfoil hat and coat hangers on the ceiling jerking off to pictures of Gillian Anderson.
I fucking hate this country and George Bush but the problem is neither of them jack off to Gillian Anderson.
You know, I'd honestly fuck her if she popped in my room with nothing on except for a tinfoil hat.
My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.
ok how is a national drivers licence a solution to terror?
5: Da1andonly> !ban epinephrine
5: RoboHelp> Are you nuts? You can't ban a staff member!
5: Da1andonly> =((
5: Epinephrine> !ban da1andonly
5: RoboHelp> Staffer "da1andonly" has been banned for abuse.
5: Epinephrine> oh shit
Why don't you guys in the US collectively commit murder upon Tone and rid us of him. I bet the government wouldn't care. Probably be happy to be rid of someone who's anti-administration even. Fuck maybe they'd even pitch in.
7:Randedl> afk, putting on makeup
1:Rough> is radiation an element?
8:Rasta> i see fro as bein one of those guys on campus singing to girls tryin to get in their pants $ ez
Broly> your voice is like a instant orgasm froe
Piston> I own in belim
6: P H> i fucked a dude in the ass once
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