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Speak for yourself.Originally posted by Liquid BlueOriginally posted by JeenyussComment
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huh, I didn't know we were talking about me getting laid until....now.Originally posted by ToneComment
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uh oh DTF wants pics of squeezer's wang, post haste!Originally posted by DoTheFandangoMy father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.Comment
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TROLL KING DO NOT QUOTE THIS POSTOriginally posted by SqueezerOriginally posted by FacetiousComment
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Why would I? Everyone knows you didn't bring it up. That's the fluffer's job; you're the on-screen talent.Comment
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Hey since he's the fluffer does that mean he also does the reach-arounds? I mean it's common courtesy.
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:fear:My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.Comment
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I think you'll have to ask his union representative.Comment
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Is that canadian slang for "penis"My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.Comment
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Hello LB. How's it goin?Comment
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Pretty good, this was a nice highjack. What have you been up to?My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.Comment
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Thanks, brotha. School's startin tomorrow---btw, how's the art goin?Comment
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same as always ^-^My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.Comment
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Zeus doubles as the fluffer.Originally posted by Troll KingOriginally posted by ToneComment
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That doesn't even make sense.Originally posted by JeenyussComment
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