Flying

[Squeezer]

I just flew yesterday.

I didn't think they invaded my privacy too bad.

I had to take off my belt, and my shoes, and show my ID.

No biggie.

[Jerome Scuggs]

Jerome, what airport did you leave out of? Because, if it's a smaller one, things are usually pretty relaxed. Especially if you're going to fucking New Mexico of all places. I'm pretty sure that place is what God's asshole would be like.

flew out of DFW, but i hear Santa Fe's got a wicked tight security

[Facetious]

i fucking hate going to an airport and seeing tsa employees sitting around doing jack shit. there are like 40 of them per square inch and 90% of them are doing nothing. if youre going to check my bags, fine, but the next one of those fucks i see smoking a cigarette outside hitting on some college chick, im going to punch in the face. they are constantly on lunch it seems, and there are typically five people standing around watching one person do their job. theres no consistancy in what they do, my dad travels with huge camera lenses and 25% of the time they stop him, ask him to take the camera out, and do some chemical test on the inside of the camera case. if there was actually a reason to do that, like, a danger in camera bags somehow that could be avoided by some stupid chemical test, he would get away with it 75% OF THE TIME. if theres no danger, why do they check at all? theres absolutely no reason to have so many government employees fucking with me, be it at the airport, driving with a taillight out, smoking a bowl, whatever, when MS-13 can just run around smashing bottles in peoples faces in the suburbs all over the damn country. the point is, im not in the cia or anything, but i find it really hard to believe that the next terrorist threat is going to involve an airplane. even with minimal additional (relative to pre-9/11) airport security (have guys that x-ray some of the bags and hassle minorities, whatever it is they do, but don't hire an additional 37,000 people to stare at titties all day) airports would still have a billion times more security, than, say, a water treatment plant. if you were a terrorist what would you rather do, poison the water supply, fucking up thousands of americans, or defeat all odds and crash a passenger plane, killing a hundred. the fact that i have to wait in line for two hours to get on a plane when i drive by a water treatment plant and theres jack shit for security is ludicrous.

i dedicate this thread to adam mcgee, who got a jack daniels bottle cracked over his face by an ms-13 gang member

[Theif of Time]

adam mcgee, who got a jack daniels bottle cracked over his face by an ms-13 gang member

Thats both a waste of brains, time and jack daniels.
Talk about double standards.

[Facetious]

no the gang member drank the jack daniels first so it wasnt a waste of jack daniels