my dog killed a bird today

[Jeenyuss]

You're going to prison, the FBI are watching you know, Will Smith style

Now this is a story
all about how my life
got twisted upside down
and id like to take a minute
just sit right there
ill tell you how i became the prince
of a town called Bel-Air

In west Philadelphia
born and raised
on the playground is where I spent
most of my days
chilling out, maxing
and relaxing all cool
and all shooting some b-ball
outside of school
when a couple of guys
they were up to no good
started making trouble in our neighborhood
i got in one little fight and my mom got scared
she said your moving
in with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air

i whisted for a cab and when it came near
the license plate said fresh
and had dice in the mirror
if anything i could say that this cab was rare
but i thought nah, forget it
yo home to bel-air!

I-pulled- up to tha house about seven or eight
I yelled to the cabbie yo holmes, smell you later
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the prince of bel-air

Edit:

[Pressure Drop]

ew that's mean! really cats are much better then dogs. they dont have that smell :sick: they dont bite your shoes they dont pee in the corners and they are higienic. You also dont need to take your cat for it's daily walk in the park. Ultimately cats eat dogs... try to get a dog inside a lion cage and we will see who is the one on the top of the food chain :P
even if we were talking about a wolf.

yeah i want to see a lion fight a dog, or better yet one of those big bastard tigers, or one of those wierd liger things were they crossbred a lion with a tiger and the gene that stoped them growing doesn't work so the grow realy big and die of heart failure or something. I want to see it fight (while its still healthy) one of those silly rat like poodles rich women seem to cling too and let them lick there face. I want it on a prime time boxing thing and i want to cast it as the greatest mis-match ever.

[Mr. Peanuts]

You have a beautiful dog.

[Arikel]

yeah i want to see a lion fight a dog, or better yet one of those big bastard tigers, or one of those wierd liger things were they crossbred a lion with a tiger and the gene that stoped them growing doesn't work so the grow realy big and die of heart failure or something. I want to see it fight (while its still healthy) one of those silly rat like poodles rich women seem to cling too and let them lick there face. I want it on a prime time boxing thing and i want to cast it as the greatest mis-match ever.

i think you completely missed the point. sry

[Pressure Drop]

i think you completely missed the point. sry

wasn't your point to do with animal cruelty and badger baiting?

[Dant-Zu]

Today a bird crashed to my window (again) and died. What a n00bie.

[Volny]

Today a bird crashed to my window (again) and died. What a n00bie.

Print a WARBIRD and glue it on your window! ordinary birds will be scared for sure. and terriers too.