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I found out a few weird things about shreveport, like the fact that pretty much all Motrin, ever, comes from us.
One of our high schools also has the largest alumni associations in the nation ( i dont doubt it, those crazy motherfuckers would kill to defend their high school honor, and they're fucking crazy, you have to see grown, balding men with their school logo tattoo'd on their arm to understand). The same high school's description on a website reads, "Byrd thrives today under the nickname "The City", because there is so much there it is like a city in itself for the students. After attending Byrd you bleed purple and gold, and there is always a special place in your heart for your Alma Mater." Nuff said.
We also produce batteries, and battery acid. Elvis got famous in Shreveport, Kenny Wayne Shepard went to my old high school and my new one (he transferred just like me), my current high school has won the state quiz bowl tournament since it's creation 22 years ago (take that melufa), and we also graduated hip hop producer Quickie Mart.
We have the second most historical landmarks in Louisiana (Second to New Orleans, so it's not that bad being second), and the nation's largest Rose Garden (it's as boring as it sounds). We are home to the LA state fair and the Red River Revel (which is DEFINITELY something I look forward to every year, a week of underage drinking, country bands, and countless homemade shit being sold)
We also are home to Barksdale Air Force Base, where Bush came after 9/11. We have I think the biggest B-52 force in the world, and our planes set a world distance record or some shit.
Too bad none of it is actually useful in the furthering of my getting laid or filthy rich. Share your oddities!~!
One of our high schools also has the largest alumni associations in the nation ( i dont doubt it, those crazy motherfuckers would kill to defend their high school honor, and they're fucking crazy, you have to see grown, balding men with their school logo tattoo'd on their arm to understand). The same high school's description on a website reads, "Byrd thrives today under the nickname "The City", because there is so much there it is like a city in itself for the students. After attending Byrd you bleed purple and gold, and there is always a special place in your heart for your Alma Mater." Nuff said.
We also produce batteries, and battery acid. Elvis got famous in Shreveport, Kenny Wayne Shepard went to my old high school and my new one (he transferred just like me), my current high school has won the state quiz bowl tournament since it's creation 22 years ago (take that melufa), and we also graduated hip hop producer Quickie Mart.
We have the second most historical landmarks in Louisiana (Second to New Orleans, so it's not that bad being second), and the nation's largest Rose Garden (it's as boring as it sounds). We are home to the LA state fair and the Red River Revel (which is DEFINITELY something I look forward to every year, a week of underage drinking, country bands, and countless homemade shit being sold)
We also are home to Barksdale Air Force Base, where Bush came after 9/11. We have I think the biggest B-52 force in the world, and our planes set a world distance record or some shit.
Too bad none of it is actually useful in the furthering of my getting laid or filthy rich. Share your oddities!~!
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