Childhood Story

[Torn Wing]

I used to go door to door when I was two looking to be kidnapped basically, or atleast thats what Ive been told. I only have one memory of this actually happening, but I dont remember me walking. I was being carried in some sortof basket with a note attached to me while a shadowy figure ran off after setting me down.

[Broly]

I threw a tennisball and lost 10 teeth when I was 5 years old, good times. ^-^

lol gg jean

when i was a small kid, around 4 or 5, i had a multiplication table thing for kids, so i knew em all except one (forgot which, probably 8 x 7) and i called 911 asking for help with my multiplication

[iKillburger]

I went to the zoo and in the playground there was an enclosed slide. Being the rebel I was, I decided to go UP the slide. At the same time another little boy decided to go down the slide... And he decided to pee down it first. THE END

[Marduke]

When I was 4 years old, I woke up early one morning before my parents woke up and saw a big bottle of labelled Welches Grapejuice in the pantry.

So I drank the whole bottle of Welches Grapejuice, little did I know it was actually red wine.

I was so drunk my parents rushed me to the hospital.

Another one, but it was a Portugese friend of mine. We were around 10 yrs old, and were on our back patio. My house had a sliding patio window door. He tried to come into the house, but walked thru the glass part and broke it, lol...

[Da1andonly]

I used to burn ants with a magnifying glass...I found it extremely fun. Damn kids with no sense of what they're doing :P


Coming to think about it, I've never broken a single bone or anything else in my whole life. Quite weird ?

[Nockm]

Cutter.

What is the point of this post, is it meant to be funny?

[Deluge]

I used to burn ants with a magnifying glass...I found it extremely fun. Damn kids with no sense of what they're doing :P


Coming to think about it, I've never broken a single bone or anything else in my whole life. Quite weird ?

because you are a scrawny little pansy euro

[ZeUs!!]

America's proud of you

[Pandagirl!]

What is the point of this post, is it meant to be funny?

I didn't get it either.

[scumbag]

when i was a child, i was happy, now im not


the end

[Rigor]

When I was little I used to throw rocks at people and I almost got suspended from school.

Good times.

i did something similair in 3rd grade. picked up acorns and rocks and threw them at a passing cars in the carpool line. Finally a car stopped one day after i hit their windshield and i had to go to the priniciple. (i tried hiding under a bench but that didnt work out too well) :grin:

[Volcs]

In grade 5 a retarded kid punched me in the face and broke my nose. Fucking bastard....

[Kawrae]

I raped barbie dolls

Omg you too? pfft god bless, i thought i was alone. :wub:

[DoTheFandango]

In grade 5 a retarded kid punched me in the face and broke my nose. Fucking bastard....

Imagine how retarded you must be to get punched by a retarded kid.

This post made my day. :up:

[Volcs]

Imagine how retarded you must be to get punched by a retarded kid.

This post made my day. :up:

hahaha- fuck you. <_<
He got mad because I caught the ball he threw in dodge-ball and he went out... bastard.