You Know You've Been Rejected When...

[Torn Wing]

You Hear:

"You're too old"
"You're too young"
"It's not you it's me"
"We'd just be better as friends right now"
"But you're like a big sister to me!"
"Can you help me move my couch this weekend?"
"And he said... and I just don't kno what to do!"
"I just started my period"


Feel free to add to the list, I know I have heard more, I just cant remember them right now.

[all.your.base]

"your to ugly" :grin:
"ew!"

[Troll King]

"Sorry, I only date within my religion".

True story: I got that one. Only it wasn't her saying it. It was the topic of her minister's sermen when she asked me to attend one day.

[Torn Wing]

"Sorry, I only date within my religion".

True story: I got that one. Only it wasn't her saying it. It was the topic of her minister's sermen when she asked me to attend one day.

Was she jewish?

[Subjugation]

You're not my type.

[Jason]

"you call that sexual healing? get the fuck out!"

[Superted]

"Stop following me or I'll call the police."

[Adman]

it worse when you hear the phone ringing, and ringing and no answer...

[duel pasta]

"I'm sorry I just don't feel the same way about you"

[Pearl Jam]

"you call that sexual healing? get the fuck out!"

prince paulllll

"i think we need to go ahead and admit that us dating each other was a pretty horrible decision"

i've used different variations of that one a bunch of times

[Fit of Rage]

"Sorry, I only date within my religion".

True story: I got that one. Only it wasn't her saying it. It was the topic of her minister's sermen when she asked me to attend one day.

Whoa, did you really make a spelling error?

[Troll King]

It happens. Get over it.

[Fit of Rage]

It's nothing major, I just first read "minister's semen" and wondered what exactly you were insinuating.

[Troll King]

And if you saw a misspelling of "sermon" and saw "semen", what does that say about you? :grin:

[Fit of Rage]

I'm a sick individual. It happens. Get over it.