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  • #1

    Mr. Schoolyard

    happy day of your birth



    I considered making this thread in useless crap. Then I remembered you were a forum mod and you could move it there yourself!
    5:royst> i was junior athlete of the year in my school! then i got a girlfriend
    5:the_paul> calculus is not a girlfriend
    5:royst> i wish it was calculus

    1:royst> did you all gangbang my gf or something

    1:fermata> why dont you get money fuck bitches instead
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    Heh, my girlfriend brought in a birthday cupcake to me right as I clicked on this thread--she saw that picture and immediately laughed and said "what the fuck is that???"

    Thanks duder.
    Music and medicine, I'm living in a place where they overlap.

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    • #3
      Happy birthday!
      My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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      • #4
        HB dooder.

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        • #5
          Haaaaaaaaapyyyyyyyyy Birtttttttttthhhhhddddddaaaaaayyyyyyy
          DELETED

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          • #6
            Happo Bardee !!!
            -Rasc

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            • #7
              For the first two years or so that I played TW I thought schlyrd was really "schlyrd", some wicked word meaning penis

              concrete penis, happy birthday.
              5: Da1andonly> !ban epinephrine
              5: RoboHelp> Are you nuts? You can't ban a staff member!
              5: Da1andonly> =((
              5: Epinephrine> !ban da1andonly
              5: RoboHelp> Staffer "da1andonly" has been banned for abuse.
              5: Epinephrine> oh shit

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              • #8
                SHITHOUSE
                FREE MANDELA

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                • #9
                  HAPPY BIRFDAY LOLOLOLL
                  "I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake."

                  -RIP Mitch Hedberg

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                  • #10
                    May you find yourself balls deep in booze and cooz today, Conc. Have a good one.
                    Originally posted by Tone
                    It is now time for the energy shift of the 7th root race to manifest on the 3D physical plane and uplift us back to 5D.
                    Originally posted by the_paul
                    Gargle battery acid fuckface
                    Originally posted by Material Girl
                    I tried downloading a soundcard

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                    • #11
                      happy bday! hope you enjoyed your cupcake

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                      • #12
                        Happy birthday!

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                        • #13
                          Happy birthday Conc

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                          • #14
                            Happy b-day concilicious
                            I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal...

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                            • #15
                              Happy birthday! ^-^
                              Pandagirl!

                              (ph)>12 is just right

                              In the most dangerous game...warping will only prolong your defeat. ?go warpwars -Chao <ER>
                              1:Chao <ER>> what the FUCK?
                              1:Chao <ER>> I just adverted and no one came
                              1:Chao <ER>> at all
                              1:Mantra-Slider> chao
                              1:Mantra-Slider> you are in the wrong arena
                              Panda <ZH>> ?find chao <ER>
                              Chao <ER> - hero

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