anti-rape condom

[Squeezer]

But it's Africa, no one uses toilet paper.

Who says Americans are any better?

[Evoce]

Is there a giant dick beside or on her somewhere wtf that lady?

u consider that a GIANT dick? omg, poor uranium...

[Mr. Peanuts]

She's not exactly the type of girl that has guys itching to get in her pants.

Cue Troll King with a witty one-liner.

[Richard Creager]

equip dildo, 1st croch punch, retrieve barbed condom, take if odd the dildo, reverse it, put it back on dildo, 2nd croch punch, flawless victory.

[Zloy]

Tarzan had been living alone in his jungle kingdom for 30 years with only apes for company, and suitably shaped holes in trees for sex.
Jane, a reporter, came to Africa in search of this legendary figure. Deep in the wilds she came to a clearing and discovered Tarzan vigorously thrusting into a jungle oak.
She watched in awe for a while. Finally, overcome by this display of animal passion Jane came out into the open and offered herself to him.
As she reclined on the wild grass Tarzan ran up to her and gave her a big kick in the crotch.
In pain she screamed "What the hell did you do that for?"
Tarzan replied, "Always check for squirrels."

[Ilya]

hahahaha

i miss your long jokes with no punchline, zloy

[uranium]

u consider that a GIANT dick? omg, poor uranium...

Yeah right my dick is like 6 feet long i gotta wrap it around my leg.

at first i thought it was like a big inflattable dick like it was a convention and you could only see the top thats why i thought it was a giant dick

[Ilya]

you guys are looking at this dick way too much

[Bilbo]

hahahaha

i miss your long jokes with no punchline, zloy

:up:True, russian jokes are the BOMB.:up:

[Zloy]

http://www.lotsofjokes.com/cat_129.htm

That's not a russian joke u fags

[DoTheFandango]

Dude, what if she tried to masturbate.

Not cool.

[T3l Ca7]

i like the pain. i would test it.

hey telcat

OH NO!!!

(looks helpless, fragile, resistless)

then when schope gets close, extends her untrimmed, yellowish claws

MEOW!

[Superted]

Thanks TelCat, now I'm mentally scarred for life.

[JeBu]

wonder if gf or wife comes home and forget she has that killer condom inside and then bf's/husban's dick is fucked up

btw that woman in that pic looks like some whining bitch who hate men.

[Doc Flabby]

I wonder if theres a male version <_<