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    I got a letter in the mail today saying I have jury duty...

  • #2
    tell them you are busy with school, and you're off the hook..
    Throughout time, there’s been
    crimes, throughout our history
    But not as great, as the one of late, affecting you and me
    Once a nation proud and free, and now we’re weeping sorrow’s tears
    Tragedy’s approaching, it’s worse than all your fears

    Come on my countrymen
    Come on and take a stand
    Don’t let ‘em take away your land

    the Wenger bus is coming
    and all the kids are running
    from London to Manchester
    cos he's a child molester


    fuck islam

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    • #3
      i got a letter from SGI with my license in it
      Originally posted by turmio
      jeenyuss seemingly without reason if he didn't have clean flours in his bag.
      Originally posted by grand
      I've been afk eating an apple and watching the late night news...

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      • #4
        goddamit, what about the feather?
        couldnt give a shit about jury duty
        Jarlson of> if this game was a girl i would jerk off to it every night

        nopcode> sometimes get mates round, have a few beers and play this yes
        oNe-t> YEAH
        nopcode> before going out
        funfunfun> god the fun never stops does it

        MageWarrior> I'm so sexy, frog makes me lapdance for him daily

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        • #5
          Dn't you get paid a whole lot of $$$$ for jury duty?

          Originally posted by Disliked
          Imagine a world without morals... it would be like the tw community
          +++ Divide By Cucumber Error. Please Reinstall Universe And Reboot +++

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          • #6
            craaazy "getting out of jury duty" story

            i'm in the bathroom at the courthouse and my cousin calls me up

            i answered, "sup *****"

            there was a black man at the stall next to me and i'll be damned if he didn't turn out to be the judge

            now they never said exactly why i was excused, but i'd be willing to put money on the fact that the judge figured i was some crazy hick racist
            jasonofabitch loves!!!!

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            • #7
              ROFFLE! Thx for again confirming that you're the fkin man, J.

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                • #9
                  What an awesome repsonse Bawls! That picture made me laugh out loud!

                  OH MAN! You're name is a hint to genitailia!

                  Holy crap! You are full of jokes man!
                  Originally posted by Jeenyuss
                  sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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                  • #10
                    I wouldn't mind doing some jury duty.

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                    • #11
                      today i had a driving lesson in the dark and rain. i'm pretty sure driving is the worst thing ever invented

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Bawls
                        that came from the right person..
                        Throughout time, there’s been
                        crimes, throughout our history
                        But not as great, as the one of late, affecting you and me
                        Once a nation proud and free, and now we’re weeping sorrow’s tears
                        Tragedy’s approaching, it’s worse than all your fears

                        Come on my countrymen
                        Come on and take a stand
                        Don’t let ‘em take away your land

                        the Wenger bus is coming
                        and all the kids are running
                        from London to Manchester
                        cos he's a child molester


                        fuck islam

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by NaiLed
                          today i had a driving lesson in the dark and rain. i'm pretty sure driving is the worst thing ever invented
                          2 more lessons than my test on next friday!
                          :whistling

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Theif of Time
                            Dn't you get paid a whole lot of $$$$ for jury duty?

                            nope 19 bucks a day and I have to pay 5 bucks for parking...

                            I'm getting out of it though college is awesome :fear:

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