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  • Anti-Rape condom? How about a land mine?

    http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i9144
    NOSTALGIA IN THE WORST FASHION

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    because the internet | hazardous

  • #2
    Haha I join the Nine Black Alps group and you're already there! It wouldn't be much of a surprise if there wasn't only 26 people in it - us included
    Originally posted by Facetious
    edit: (Money just PMed me his address so I can go to Houston and fight him)

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    • #3
      "MisterMeany's barbs hook onto the rapist's ding-a-ling
      :grin:
      Big Chill

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      • #4
        Originally posted by ZeUs!!
        Haha I join the Nine Black Alps group and you're already there! It wouldn't be much of a surprise if there wasn't only 26 people in it - us included
        it's a small world, zeus

        small worl

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        NOSTALGIA IN THE WORST FASHION

        internet de la jerome

        because the internet | hazardous

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        • #5
          The device, made of latex and held firm by shafts of sharp barbs, can only be removed by surgery which will alert hospital staff, and ultimately, the police.
          Aahahaha, ow?

          3:Mega Newbie> bam ashlee whats wrong taking nude pictures???
          3:Mega Newbie> its an art!!!!!!!!
          3:Mega Newbie> only jealous girls and gays dont like it!!

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          1:megaman89> WOW IF U WERE TRAPPED IN A FIRE I WOULD RUN AND SAVE U ASH
          1:Cape> then ud throw her back when she says she still isnt givin it up

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          tim> .?squad tim
          BAM__ Ashl> ?squad tim
          Squad: timo<3ashlee

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          MODERATOR WARNING: bam__ Ashlee is a sex machine -Mithrandia <ER>

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          • #6
            hahah its like peircing ur wang in 20 places at once, 20$ says MM will go there just to get one
            Big Chill

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            • #7
              The story as represented above is written as a satire or parody. It is fictitious.
              Originally posted by Jeenyuss
              sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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              • #8
                They're talking about the original story its parodying

                Ehlers said the "rapex" hooks onto the rapist's skin, allowing the victim time to escape and helping to identify perpetrators.

                "He will obviously be too pre-occupied at this stage," she told reporters in Kleinmond, a small holiday village about 100km (60 miles) east of Cape Town. "I promise you he is going to be too sore. He will go straight to hospital."

                The device, made of latex and held firm by shafts of sharp barbs, can only be removed from the man through surgery which will alert hospital staff, and ultimately, the police, she said.
                http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20050831/...NlYwMlJVRPUCUl(tone avatar)
                Originally posted by Facetious
                edit: (Money just PMed me his address so I can go to Houston and fight him)

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                • #9
                  i know of the anti-rape condom, I'm just making sure people know the land-mine isn't real, so you don't have to worry about your penis blowing up.
                  Originally posted by Jeenyuss
                  sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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                  • #10
                    At least, not in the land mine sense.

                    Originally posted by Disliked
                    Imagine a world without morals... it would be like the tw community
                    +++ Divide By Cucumber Error. Please Reinstall Universe And Reboot +++

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by ZeUs!!
                      They're talking about the original story its parodying

                      http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20050831/...NlYwMlJVRPUCUl(tone avatar)
                      nice avatar zeus, i see you visited my link, Maybe ill put the one i like on there >.>
                      Big Chill

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                      • #12
                        http://forums.trenchwars.org/showthread.php?t=20591
                        Throughout time, there’s been
                        crimes, throughout our history
                        But not as great, as the one of late, affecting you and me
                        Once a nation proud and free, and now we’re weeping sorrow’s tears
                        Tragedy’s approaching, it’s worse than all your fears

                        Come on my countrymen
                        Come on and take a stand
                        Don’t let ‘em take away your land

                        the Wenger bus is coming
                        and all the kids are running
                        from London to Manchester
                        cos he's a child molester


                        fuck islam

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                        • #13
                          Someone hold me back
                          Originally posted by Facetious
                          edit: (Money just PMed me his address so I can go to Houston and fight him)

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                          • #14
                            No. go for the face

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                            • #15
                              *holding zeuz back*?
                              Throughout time, there’s been
                              crimes, throughout our history
                              But not as great, as the one of late, affecting you and me
                              Once a nation proud and free, and now we’re weeping sorrow’s tears
                              Tragedy’s approaching, it’s worse than all your fears

                              Come on my countrymen
                              Come on and take a stand
                              Don’t let ‘em take away your land

                              the Wenger bus is coming
                              and all the kids are running
                              from London to Manchester
                              cos he's a child molester


                              fuck islam

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