Uncyclopedia

[Mulkero]

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Main_Page

A few examples:

"Some less accredited biologists define woman as the fat-tissue surrounding the vagina"

"All Japanese people are capable of going Super Saiyan and destroying everything in a 1 mile radius. Therefore, in order to keep them distracted, the US government demanded, after WWII, that they spend their time watching anime to quell their rage and put them into a state of eternal bliss (see: Pikachu seizure). The Japanese are hardy folk, having developed their powers to combat the various monsters that plague the region."

[RATTY...]

Omg, that's just too funny, the part about japanese people.

[Ashlee]

Ahaha, oh lord.

KAAAMEYAAAAMEYAAAAAH

[Jerome Scuggs]

Some of the articles are pretty funny and some are just pathetic

[Theif of Time]

Thats what you get when anyone can edit it. I thought I posted this way back earlier this year, but I can't find it

[Krusnik]

The Canadian thing was freaken hilarious.

"The Canadian maintains the health and colour of its pelt by eating Mounties, the main population of the cold northern wastes in which the Canadians make their homes, and drinking a bottled form of the water of life known as Labatt Blue."

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Canadians

[Overburn]

Physical properties of empty space:
* Density: 3.14159 (+/- 0.00000) kg/m3
* Melting Point: 50,000,000,000,000 K
* Boiling Point: 50,000,000,000,003 K
* Viscosity: -47.0 gigaporpoises
* Half-life: 7.3 zillion years (somewhat less in the presence of Oprah Winfrey)

haha
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Space


EDIT:

Infinitillion is the coolest number in existence. Not to be confused with infinity, this number is all digits of pi, plus 42 raised to an infinite number of degrees of magnitude in every base.

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Infinitillion

[Vykromond]

Yeah, I always liked Uncyclopedia. They really hate Wikipedia, which is funny.

[Theif of Time]

OMG BREAD IS DANGEROUS
#8 Bread is often a "gateway" food item, leading the user to "harder" items such as butter, jelly, peanut butter, and even cold cuts.

[Da1andonly]

lol!

Finland is a small, warm country in the Caribbean Ocean

how true!

LOL






hilarious site



EDIT:

Because of the dark and depressing finnish winter Finns completely lose their minds when summer finally arrives and snow melts in mid-June. It's the time when polar bears migrate back to the polar circle for a week or two and people can finally leave the safety of their homes. Summer is then celebrated by drinking heavily and drowning to the nearest lake.

ROFL

[Mulkero]

Summer is then celebrated by drinking heavily and drowning to the nearest lake.

This made my laugh at work

[RATTY...]

Ahaha, oh lord.

KAAAMEYAAAAMEYAAAAAH

Only the two of us that gets that joke

[Ashlee]

Only the two of us that gets that joke

I really don't know if I should go cry with you or if I should pity the people who didn't grow up with a geeky brother who watched crap-English-translated anime.

[Facetious]

i really like all the fake oscar wilde quotes

[Theif of Time]

I really don't know if I should go cry with you or if I should pity the people who didn't grow up with a geeky brother who watched crap-English-translated anime.

I had a sister who watched it :ninja: