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    Ok, here's the situation.

    I am planning to go back to Uni in about 2 hours. However, I cannot find my keys and I have not started packing.

    I last remembered having them when I got home from the pub (not drunk) after watching the Liverpool - Chelsea game. I used them to get in the door.

    Yesterday I did not have them. As far as I can remember all I did after coming home on Wednesday was play on the computer. I've looked on the key hooks, and below in case they fell off. I have looked on and around the desk on which this computer sits. I am wearing the same jeans I had on on Wednesday and I wasn't wearing a jacket.

    I've checked my bedroom floor (I tend to put the jeans on the floor when I take them off, and the keys may have been in the pocket at the time).

    Checked the bathroom, in case I took them out / fell out when going for a poo or washing.


    HELP ME
    USS Banana after years of superior jav play has amassed 17999 kills, he is 1 kill away from 18k, Type ?go Javs FOR A GAME OF HUNT (no scorereset) -Kim
    ---A few minutes later---
    9:cool koen> you scorereseted
    9:Kim> UM
    9:Kim> i didn't
    9:cool koen> hahahahahahaha
    9:ph <ZH>> LOOOOL
    9:Stargazer <ER>> WHO FUCKING SCORERESET
    9:pascone> lol?

  • #2
    Do a thorough sweep of every location again.

    When I usually look for something that size, I'll overlook it many times when it was actually right in front of me the whole time.

    Overturn the rest of your house to find it.
    boo...:eek:

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    • #3
      I've ran out of places to look. I just cannot think of anywhere where they could physically be.
      USS Banana after years of superior jav play has amassed 17999 kills, he is 1 kill away from 18k, Type ?go Javs FOR A GAME OF HUNT (no scorereset) -Kim
      ---A few minutes later---
      9:cool koen> you scorereseted
      9:Kim> UM
      9:Kim> i didn't
      9:cool koen> hahahahahahaha
      9:ph <ZH>> LOOOOL
      9:Stargazer <ER>> WHO FUCKING SCORERESET
      9:pascone> lol?

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      • #4
        I can tell you one place where they won't be hiding.

        Your computer.

        Stop checking the forums and go search!

        hah
        boo...:eek:

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        • #5
          Ok I'm gonna do a list of places.

          I'm not doing this cause I think you'll find it interesting, this will genuinly help me.


          Dining Room
          Sideboard
          Sideboard Drawers
          Under Sideboard
          PC Desk
          Under PC Desk
          Window Sill
          Rest of Floor

          Kitchen
          Work surface x 2
          Sink
          Recycling Bag
          Bin
          Floor

          Lounge
          Sofa (on, in and under)
          Floor
          Coffee Table
          Desk
          TV
          On / around TV
          Bookshelf x 3

          Rest of Downstairs
          Stairs
          Key hooks
          Under key hooks
          In coat pockets / bags
          Floor

          Bedroom
          Floor
          Desk
          Bookshelf
          Shelf
          Pockets
          Bags
          Boxes

          Bathroom
          Magazine box
          Toilet
          Floor
          Around bath
          Toiletry holders
          Sideboard

          Brother's room
          Loads of boxes
          Floor
          Sink
          Bookshelf
          Shelf

          Sister's room
          Bed
          Floor
          Boxes
          Shelves

          Mum's room
          Bed
          Floor
          Bedside table

          Rest of upstairs
          Chest of drawers (on / in)
          Floor
          Shelves

          Car
          Under seats
          On seats
          Boot
          Little holdy bits in the doors
          Coin holder
          Glove compartment




          Obviously you don't know my house but any typical places I may have missed?

          I know you might think I am wasting my time posting on the forum. But it's helping me think of places I might not have looked in yet, and also I don't have the patience to look non-stop for more than about 20 minutes.
          Last edited by Ewan; 09-30-2005, 07:13 AM.
          USS Banana after years of superior jav play has amassed 17999 kills, he is 1 kill away from 18k, Type ?go Javs FOR A GAME OF HUNT (no scorereset) -Kim
          ---A few minutes later---
          9:cool koen> you scorereseted
          9:Kim> UM
          9:Kim> i didn't
          9:cool koen> hahahahahahaha
          9:ph <ZH>> LOOOOL
          9:Stargazer <ER>> WHO FUCKING SCORERESET
          9:pascone> lol?

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          • #6
            They'll be in the last place you look, so start there.

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            • #7
              Well I've given up.

              Looks like I won't be going back until Sunday
              USS Banana after years of superior jav play has amassed 17999 kills, he is 1 kill away from 18k, Type ?go Javs FOR A GAME OF HUNT (no scorereset) -Kim
              ---A few minutes later---
              9:cool koen> you scorereseted
              9:Kim> UM
              9:Kim> i didn't
              9:cool koen> hahahahahahaha
              9:ph <ZH>> LOOOOL
              9:Stargazer <ER>> WHO FUCKING SCORERESET
              9:pascone> lol?

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Ewan
                when I got home from the pub (not drunk)
                Wasted potential
                Originally posted by Facetious
                edit: (Money just PMed me his address so I can go to Houston and fight him)

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                • #9
                  Well if you had your keys when you came home, they must be somewhere. Or did you leave them in the keyhole after opening to lock? :P

                  edit: typo
                  Last edited by Mulkero; 09-30-2005, 10:29 AM.
                  last.fm - Keeping it short

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                  • #10
                    Ewan you've probably swallowed them and you'll have to wait for them to pass through. Remember to check each time before you flush
                    Originally posted by Facetious
                    edit: (Money just PMed me his address so I can go to Houston and fight him)

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                    • #11
                      U shud have a keyring on them, so wen u whistle they beep

                      Or u cudda left them in ur door

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Ewan
                        Ok, here's the situation.

                        I am planning to go back to Uni in about 2 hours. However, I cannot find my keys and I have not started packing.

                        I last remembered having them when I got home from the pub (not drunk) after watching the Liverpool - Chelsea game. I used them to get in the door.

                        Yesterday I did not have them. As far as I can remember all I did after coming home on Wednesday was play on the computer. I've looked on the key hooks, and below in case they fell off. I have looked on and around the desk on which this computer sits. I am wearing the same jeans I had on on Wednesday and I wasn't wearing a jacket.

                        I've checked my bedroom floor (I tend to put the jeans on the floor when I take them off, and the keys may have been in the pocket at the time).

                        Checked the bathroom, in case I took them out / fell out when going for a poo or washing.


                        HELP ME
                        ?find Key
                        Not online, last seen 6 days ago

                        Sorry! someone had to do this joke... :fear:
                        A kiss is a rosy dot over the 'i' of loving.

                        Cyrano de Bergerac

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                        • #13
                          UP YOUR BUTT AND AROUND THE CORNER

                          havent heard that shit since 1993, have you? fuck yeah.
                          5:gen> man
                          5:gen> i didn't know shade's child fucked bluednady

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                          • #14
                            Check under things too. I always end up kicking things under my dresser by accident. Once I spent 2 hours looking for my flipflop, and I just happened to find it by chance, under my dresser. So now whenever something is missing, that's where I look. So be sure to check under things.
                            Pandagirl!

                            (ph)>12 is just right

                            In the most dangerous game...warping will only prolong your defeat. ?go warpwars -Chao <ER>
                            1:Chao <ER>> what the FUCK?
                            1:Chao <ER>> I just adverted and no one came
                            1:Chao <ER>> at all
                            1:Mantra-Slider> chao
                            1:Mantra-Slider> you are in the wrong arena
                            Panda <ZH>> ?find chao <ER>
                            Chao <ER> - hero

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                            • #15
                              On top of the fridge? In your sheets on your bed? Did they fall betwee the bed and wall? Under your pillow? Do you have a jar you empty your pocket change into? Where do you place your billfold? Do you have a backpack( or purse:P )? Check whereever you place snack food. Also check under your keyboard.
                              People who are rather more than six feet tall and nearly as broad across the shoulders often have uneventful journeys. People jump out at them from behind rocks then say things like, "Oh. Sorry. I thought you were someone else."

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