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    They are NEVER going near an electric drill again.

    I get in yesterday afternoon after badminton to find my corridor in darkness, flourescent signs on the wall and a row of 10 optics going up the stairs. My house looks like a fucking strip club. I would imagine. We're having a party next saturday so we'll probably challenge people to see how far they can get up the stairs, or just tell two people they have an evening to get to the top, and see who gets there first. There's bottle openers and catchers screwed to the wall, my liver's going to be fucking pickled

    Originally posted by Facetious
    edit: (Money just PMed me his address so I can go to Houston and fight him)

  • #2
    Awesome. Zeus, post your views in my London-thread.
    last.fm - Keeping it short

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    • #3
      I'm not thinking straight atm, will do at some point this afternoon
      Originally posted by Facetious
      edit: (Money just PMed me his address so I can go to Houston and fight him)

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      • #4
        Left my room this morning, very hungover and slightly drunk, to find guttering up the walls filled with holes and fairy lights. I'm going to stock up on pepper spray for when the landlord knocks

        Originally posted by Facetious
        edit: (Money just PMed me his address so I can go to Houston and fight him)

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        • #5
          Is your roommate doing some sort of Design degree?

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          • #6
            let's hope not

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            • #7
              those optics look quality

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              • #8
                this thread has both "strip club" and "fairy" in it. Who would have thought it was made by Zeus?

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                • #9
                  Thread where my flatmates turn my house into a fucking strip club
                  Thread where I move to Zeus's house
                  Originally posted by Ward
                  OK.. ur retarded case closed

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                  • #10
                    now thats a pretty interesting setup they have there.
                    Interesting, but maybe not very practical...

                    are those bottles full or empty?

                    PS: Zeus put your pickled liver in one of the bottles.

                    Originally posted by Disliked
                    Imagine a world without morals... it would be like the tw community
                    +++ Divide By Cucumber Error. Please Reinstall Universe And Reboot +++

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                    • #11
                      Thread where I spend the night necking double vodka's and end up completely fucked when I coem home
                      Originally posted by Facetious
                      edit: (Money just PMed me his address so I can go to Houston and fight him)

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                      • #12
                        why not just get completely fucked in the safety of your own home?
                        (Its been made up special for the occasion)

                        Originally posted by Disliked
                        Imagine a world without morals... it would be like the tw community
                        +++ Divide By Cucumber Error. Please Reinstall Universe And Reboot +++

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                        • #13
                          There's two girls who are pin ups in this coutnry called Michelle Marsh adn Lucy Pinder (google them, siriusly) who are at this place called Bar Blu tonight, so me, Steve, John and Adam Partridge go to Lush and get mullered and then go to Bar Blu and its £5 to get in and we're like FUCK THAT TO SEE BIG BOOBS so we just went home. At 12am. Fucked
                          Originally posted by Facetious
                          edit: (Money just PMed me his address so I can go to Houston and fight him)

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                          • #14
                            Wow :wub:

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                            • #15
                              I was gonna go to see them when they were in Cardiff, but you're right it wasn't worth the money so I didn't.
                              1:LMAO> lets do everything dirty
                              1:LMAO> hack
                              1:LMAO> i will back u up
                              1:LMAO> whatever it takes to win

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