Thread where my flatmates turn my house into a fucking strip club

[Liquid Blue]

Jebus what are those, F-cup titties?

[Zabuza]

There's two girls who are pin ups in this coutnry called Michelle Marsh adn Lucy Pinder (google them, siriusly)

Holy fuck!

[Ashlee]

Oh my god, those boobs aren't even attractive

They're too fucking gigantic

[Torn Wing]

Oh my god, those boobs aren't even attractive

They're too fucking gigantic

I cant decide guys, Homosexual, or Jealous?

[Ashlee]

I cant decide guys, Homosexual, or Jealous?

Neither, they're just too big for boobs

Like a C is the perfect size, in my opinion

Anything passing D's are just not attractive

[Liquid Blue]

They're a tad bit on the ridiculous size.

[Ashlee]

That's what I'm trying to say. After a certain size it just isn't attractive anymore.

[ConcreteSchlyrd]

According to a study of 270 male and female college students, the first impression of a woman with large boobs is that she is stupid, incompetent, immoral and immodest. No one has studied the second impression. A survey of 95 male students found that those who preferred small breasts were more likely to be religious, less likely to drink and smoke and more likely to be depressed. Social scientists have found that men prefer breasts that are larger than women would like to have but that women overestimate the size they think men like. In a study involving 275 men, the average "perfect" breast was 3.84 on a scale of 5, with 1 being an AA cup and 5 being a D. But guys also say they prefer a slim frame, which puts women in a difficult position.

Pssst, seriously, it's from Playboy. Google the shit out of it all you want.

[ZeUs!!]

Just woken up with two signs in my room for a car park, threatening me with wheel clamping and a release fee of £115 if I don't buy a ticket

Conc I bet your great on dates

[Fit of Rage]

Worse things have happened, Mike.



Shut the hell up.

[Riesen]

I just hope that you have the right sound equipment to properly blast Pour Some Sugar on Me and Girls, Girls, Girls. But, to be honest, when you're in a strip club, who's looking at the decorations? Unless said decorations happen to be attached to breasts or vaginas...judging by the size of your decorations, those would have to be gaping vaginas and badly sagging breasts.

[Theif of Time]

Like a C is the perfect size, in my opinion

I agree. My ex was jealous of her younger sister, because she had bigger breasts. She's also fat. But she was still jealous.
Silly boob jealousies...

[Ashlee]

I agree. My ex was jealous of her younger sister, because she had bigger breasts. She's also fat. But she was still jealous.
Silly boob jealousies...

Yeah, the majority of girls with larger breasts are fat or overweight

I'd rather be thin with smaller boobs than be fat with bigger boobs, but that's just me.

[Facetious]

its incredibly hypocritical of me to say, but, theres not much a girl can have that comes close to making up for a beer belly

[Ashlee]

its incredibly hypocritical of me to say, but, theres not much a girl can have that comes close to making up for a beer belly

Ahaha ew, female beer bellies are just like

really ew

especially if they wear tight clothes four sizes too small